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Sam: Who's the handsomest man you know? Carla: Robert Redford. Sam: You don't know Robert Redford. Carla: Yes, I do. Sam: How come you never mentioned it? Carla: If you were the only woman in Boston he was messing around with, would you tell anybody?

Sam: Diane, change. Diane: No for you or any man. Sam: No, no Diane. Change; nickels, dimes, quarters.

Cliff: You know dad himself was a knight. When I was a kid I used to sneak up into his room when he was out at work and try on his turban and sword. Carla: And unless I miss my guess you completed the outfit with your mother's bra and high heels.