Carla: Wait a minute, Sammy. Look. Rebecca just said she was leaving here and never coming back.
Carla: Oh man, this is terrible.
Carla: Sammy finally struck out for real.
(Everyone in the bar mumbles)
Sam: What are you talking about here?
Carla: We all knew it was taking a long time but we thought that eventually you two would be doing the horizontal hokey pokey.
Norm: I guess that's it, huh? Lower the flag.
Carla: It's the end of an era.
Sam: Yup, I guess that's it.
Sam: I just hope we can remain friends.
Rebecca: Get your mind out of your pants!
Rebecca: I don't mean to be disloyal to Robin or anything but it was one of the most powerful things that's ever happened to me in my life.
Sam: Really? You need to get out more, hon.
Cliff: Well fellas, that's the bell announcing Clavin's mid-morning brain twister.
Carla: Are you going to get up and try to walk again?
Woody: I got a raise.
Rebecca: You deserve it, Woody.
Woody: I deserved it two years ago.
Sam: To celebrate the new management, I am wiping out everybody's bar tabs.
Norm: Sam Malone, I am not a man for mushy sentiment but I want you to know something, If you ever need a liver donor I got one like (shows arms) so big.
Rebecca: This is about us.
Sam: What about us?
Rebecca: Sam, we have been friends too long to let it end this way. And I just came back to say that I'm sorry I ran out earlier in a huff. And that I knew you weren't coming on to me. And when you said I wasn't good that it wasn't just some trick to get me back into bed it was because you were being honest because I am a lousy lover.
Sam: No, sweetheart you're not.
Rebecca: Sam, it's alright. It's not like I haven't heard it before.
Sam: You're a fantastic lover.
Rebecca: I'm a dud and I know it. Robin just didn't realize it because he's English.
Sam: Listen. I wouldn't say you were good if you weren't.
Rebecca: No, no Sam that doesn't wash. You've been after me for three years and you finally got me. I mean if I was even adequate I know that you would've run out there and told every bozo in the bar.
Sam: You don't think I was dying to do that? It was making me crazy. It's just that I thought I would be betraying our friendship. I've never had a friend before.
Rebecca: You have lots of friends!
Sam: No, no I've never had a friend before.
Rebecca: This isn't about a silly check...give me the check.
(Rebecca and Sam are talking about their encounter.)
Rebecca: ...we're never doing it again.
Rebecca: I mean it, never again.
Rebecca: You should listen to me! There is no more!
Robin: I won't have any money when I come out.
Rebecca: That doesn't matter. I'll help you rebuild your fortune.
Carla: Yeah just look at what she's done with this bar.
Robin: Shut up! (leaves)
Carla: (to Sam) Boy, just because you lose a few million bucks is no reason to cop a 'tude!
Rebecca: What were you guys talking about?
Frasier: Former presidents with fish parts in their faces.
Rebecca: Come on. You really expect me to believe that you were talking about something that stupid?
Carla: Where have you been all these years? Hello!
When Kirstie Alley became pregnant over the summer, the writers planned on making Rebecca pregnant. And the storyline would be "Who's the father: Robin or Sam?" They filmed the first four episodes of the season (not yet introducing the pregnancy) and then Kirstie Alley miscarried. So, the story was scrapped.
This is one of the few episodes not involving practical jokes to feature Gary's Olde Towne Tavern.
The last scene of the previous episode is replayed as the first scene after the opening titles of this episode.
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