Cheers Season 5 Episode 3

Norm: Woody, I don't think I've done that since my wedding.
Woody: You congaed at your wedding?
Norm: Sweated.

Woody: Mr. Clavin, some of your guests have been asking if they can take the plastic wrap off the food.
Cliff: Don't they understand that when food is exposed to the air anything can happen?
Norm: Yeah, people could eat it.

Cliff: Who knows? When Fitz sees what a nice guy I am, maybe he'll remember me in his will.
Carla: Yeah. "To the idiot son of my new wife I leave squat."

Woody: My first bachelor party. No dates, right?

Carla: Hey, Fitzie, thanks for that $20 tip last night. I don't want you getting the wrong idea about me.
Mr. Fitzgerald: Carla, I know that your favors are not for sale.
Carla: See, that's what I mean about the wrong idea.