Cheers

Season 5 Episode 16

Never Love a Goalie (1)

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 29, 1987 on NBC
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Carla falls for Eddie, a hockey goalie; meanwhile, Diane is foreman of a jury in an attempted murder trial.

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    Rhea Perlman

    Rhea Perlman

    Carla Lozupone Tortelli LeBec

    George Wendt

    George Wendt

    Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson

    Ted Danson

    Ted Danson

    Sam "Mayday" Malone

    Bebe Neuwirth

    Bebe Neuwirth

    Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane

    Shelley Long

    Shelley Long

    Diane Chambers

    John Ratzenberger

    John Ratzenberger

    Clifford C "Cliff" Clavin, Jr

    Deanna Oliver

    Deanna Oliver

    Deanna

    Guest Star

    Hugh Maguire

    Hugh Maguire

    Hugh

    Recurring Role

    Jay Thomas

    Jay Thomas

    Eddie LeBec

    Recurring Role

    Steve Giannelli

    Steve Giannelli

    Steve

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      • Carla: If it was me in that fairy tale and I kissed a frog he'd end up turning into a lizard.

      • Carla: No way some guy like that ends up with me.
        Sam: Will you stop cutting yourself short. You offer a lot of things to a guy.
        Carla: Oh yeah sure. Six kids, mortgage up to my ears, stack of bills, dead end job, and fallen arches.
        Sam: You know, if I wasn't already engaged.

      • Frasier: Doctor Frasier Crane; noted psychiatrist, winner of the Mildred Bergman fellowship, author of 27 published articles is out on bail.

      • Sam: What about Frasier? Frasier you look like you could use a pick me up.
        Frasier: A hockey game? No, thank you. I've been to a bullfights in Spain and I've been to the altar with Diane. I think that's enough carnage for one life.

      • Carla: You know, I've always had this thing for goalies and catchers, guys who wear masks. Some girls like the scorers, you know the glamour guys. Me, I like the grunts. Crouched down. Take everything that's thrown at them. Scarred faces. Teeth missing. Noses mashed to a meaty pulp. God they're sexy.

      • Frasier: Wow Eddie LeBec. Who's Eddie LeBec?
        Diane: Well if they're excited about seeing him, he's either a sports figure or he holds the world record for stuffing beer nuts up his nose.

      • Carla: They tried to get me once but I got off because I've got a good excuse. I'm the sole supporter of six kids.
        Diane: I suppose they felt that anyone who hadn't mastered birth control isn't smart enough for jury duty.

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