Cheers

Norm: Hey my face is new. Lana: Good you still have time to return it.

Sam (to Lana about Diane): I never mix in her personal life and she mixes in mine.

Diane: I've never been a big fan of the women you date. I will say that at least they were too stupid to be harmful. Sam: I know they'd grow on you.

Lana (about Sam): Who does he play with now? Carla: You give broads a good name.

Diane: She'll be here. He'll be back and I'll be sick.

Diane (about Sam trying to pick up Lana): the mating ritual of the horny breasted lounge lizard.

Diane: Based on the fact that he has a long name you could all pronouce, it's my guess he's an athlete. Or will he be president in 1990?

Coach: Beer, Norm? Norm: Nah, I'd probably just drink it.