Diane: (about Carla) She should be over this by now. It's been weeks. I've robbed her of her zest for life.
Sam: You do have that effect on people.
Norm: Yeah, we come to nothing. I'm just going to get there a little bit sooner.
Norm: Hey, hey, hey... stop laughing my pal here, huh? This guy had the only dream more ridiculous than mine.
Cliff: Oh, yeah?
Norm: A lot more, I might add.
Cliff: Is that right, Marco Rollo?
Norm: Hey, I've gotta buy a drink for The Great Cliffini.
Cliff: Oh, next round is on me for Ferdinand Ma-jelly-belly!
Norm: Listen to The Flying Rear-end-a!
Cliff: Oh, is that right, Christopher Colum-butt?
"Norm?" Because Norm is so depressed when he comes in, the normal "Norm!" greeting is replaced with a subdued question. Diane even says "Norman?"