Cheers Season 1 Episode 21

Sam: "Hard to get" for me used to mean sitting through dinner.

Sam: Quiet, empty, dimly lit...
Diane: Ah, much like your mind.

Coach: Sam, a nuclear bomb just hit Boston.
Sam and Diane: (in unison) Derek's here.
Coach: You're catching on.

Carla: Hey Sam, you want me to hang around until your date gets here.
Sam: No, you probably want to get on home.
Carla: Are you kiddin'? It's two am, my kids might be there.

Sam: Listen I think you and Derek will make a great match.
Diane: Really?
Sam: Yeah, you both think you're perfect and none of you is right.

Carla: If it's any consolation Sam I know how you feel. I got a sister who's got me beat in every way. She's five foot two. Her husband never has a drink until noon. And she's a beautician. I mean how do you compete with that?

Sam: Maybe you ought to step in here for a minute and let me show you something I've triumphed over.
Diane: Don't tell me you finally mastered the stapler.

[Diane can be heard laughing.]
Sam: Is that Diane laughing? I thought they were killing chickens.

Sam: Whatever you and my brother wanna do is fine with me. I don't care.
Diane: I'd rather stay with you.

Diane: Derek just wants to fly me out to Martha's Vineyard.
Sam: [bitter] In a plane or on his back?