Sam: [Laurie's] his mistress.
Rebecca: How do you know that?
Sam: She turned me down.
Rebecca: That just proves she has a weak stomach.
Annie: Sam, can I ask your opinion as a passionate macho stud horse?
Rebecca: Do you think I'm stupid?
Woody: Is this still part of the guessing game?
Cliff: Pardon my appearance everybody.
Rebecca: We always do. Sorry I was covering for Carla.
Rebecca: Did you get a chance to see Carla's babies?
Sam: They're two of the cutest little guys you've ever seen.
Rebecca: Who do they look like, Carla or Eddie?
Woody: Well they're twins, they kind of look like each other.
This episode was filmed on December 8, 1987.
The title of this episode is a play on words, inspired by the Charles Dickens classic, A Tale of Two Cities. It was originally published in 1859.