Season 3 Episode 16

Teacher's Pet

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 31, 1985 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • [Diane is surprised at Sam's good grades in the geography class that he and Coach are taking]
      Coach: I never realized what a brain he is. I study all the time – he sleeps in the classroom. He never takes a note and still he gets the great grades. No wonder he's Miss Purdy's favorite.
      Diane: MISS Purdy?
      Coach: Yeah, our beautiful school teacher.
      Diane: And Sam is her favorite?
      Coach: Well, uh, I can't say that; but, uh, Sam's the only one I ever saw her kiss.
      Diane: They KISS?
      Coach: Yeah. I saw them smoochin' in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice there on the bulletin board.
      Diane: With probing tongues?
      Coach: No, Diane, with a thumbtack and my thumb.