Season 4 Episode 10

The Barstoolie

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 05, 1985 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Cliff's dad, on the run from the law, leaves secretly)
      Norm: What do you supposed happened to him?
      Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. I guess I'll, uh, just go home. (dejected, he starts to leave)
      Carla: But, you're ruling out the other possibility.
      Cliff: What other possibility?
      Carla: Well, it's a little known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
      Norm: It's kinda like, uh, the Bermuda Triangle.
      Carla: That's right.
      Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
      Carla: Have it your way.
      Cliff: (recovers his positive, "Clavin" attitude) Well, you know, however, uh, this much is true: you know, uh, it's been recent sightings of, uh, human beings being, uh, shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle... it's not technically a triangle.
      Woody: It's not?
      Cliff: Heck no! It's a "trapazedarhomboid". Perfect for, uh, attracting Martian spacecraft.