Sam: That's a rotten thing you did.
Rebecca: Don't talk to me about rotten. What about all this kissing nonsense?
Sam: That's different. There's money involved.
Sam: I'm getting a little sick of you and your wholesome farm boy bit. You're not so dumb.
Woody: I resent that.
Sam: This may be the last time you see this dogface.
Carla: You can always take a gander at this one. (point to Cliff)
Carla: You enlisted in the army, you idiot?
Sam: Hey we do more by nine am than most people do all day.
Frasier: And that's a selling point to you.
Frasier: To recap; sitting in the bar today we have among others a man who is actually simple enough to hypnotize himself. I'd like to offer the suggestion that we've seen it all. (Sam enters wearing a military uniform) Happily I stand corrected.
Rebecca: Why are they doing such an asinine juvenile thing?
Carla: Look at the contestants.
Sam: These lips remind you of anything?
Rebecca: Yeah, I think the liver in my freezer has gone bad.
Norm: There's nothing wrong with sweating. I myself have perspired once or twice.
Carla: We could grow rice.
Carla: Is there any nudity?
Rebecca: Not unless you're planning something repugnant.
Woody: In fact by midnight tonight I can get a kiss.
Sam: A kiss? Is that what you meant by home run?
Woody: Yeah sure, what else could it be?
Rebecca: Well I am going to say this once, and once only. I am a person who cannot be used. Now if you will excuse me, I've got to drive Mr. Drake's valet to the airport.
Frasier: Explain this to me. If the winner is going to get a kiss from Rebecca, what does the loser get?
Cliff: Well, um, A kiss from Norm!
Norm: Then of course, there is no loser.
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Editing for a Series - Multi-Camera Production.
The play that Woody uses to attempt to Kiss Rebecca is Bus Stop, written by William Ingle. It was on stage for the first time in 1955.