Sam: There's somebody I want you to meet here. (introducing Joyce) Joyce, Woody.
Joyce: (shaking hands) Hi.
Woody: Wow, what a coincidence, my first name is Woody.
Diane: Oh Sam, it's never too early to start thinking of name for our children.
Sam: It is if you're thinking about the name Emil.
Diane: What's wrong with Emil?
Sam: A meal is something you eat. It's not something you name your kid. Why don't you just name him Socrates after me?
Sam: I'm going to forbid somebody something. Norm, I forbid you to leave that stool.
Norm: Sorry Sam, nature calls.
Sam: You go and you're cut off.
Norm: Whatever you say Pop.
Sam: The point is you've got to get to know each other better if you're going to take a big step like this. You gotta get past this early infatuation and get to the point where you're sick and tired of each other then you're ready for marriage.
Sam: Look at Diane and me, we waited five years to get married. If it were up to me we'd wait another five.
Sam: What kind of ice cream did you get?
Woody: Tutti Frutti.
Sam: Did you hear that? Yeah you better be careful because that can lead to the hard stuff-double chocolate.
Sam: (to the guy who tries to pick up Joyce) Hey buddy, this is a bar. If you want to make polite conversation you take it outside.
Woody: Sam, the beer distributor is on the phone.
Sam: tell him I'll call back.
Norm: Sammy hey hey. Where are your priorities?
Sam: (about Joyce) Wow a Pantusso attending college. A Pantusso pronouncing college.
Cliff: Eh Doc, I didn't know you were a fellow linkster. So, some day when you feel you're good enough I'll take you down to my private Country Club for a little mono a mono. Heh Normy, remember I took you down?
Norm: Had a great time, we got three holes in one and a birdie at the windmill.
Joyce: Are you a Doctor?
Carla: No he's a floon?.
Joyce: Who is that?
Cliff: Nobody knows.
Carla: I have dibs on cutting off her hair when she goes to sleep.
Diane: Yeah, and if we can get our hands on a laser we'll try cutting Carla's!
This episode was filmed on January 27, 1987.
Title: The Godfather Part III
When this episode was written, there were only 2 Godfather films, so they called this episode The Godfather Part III. Of course in 1990 the film "The Godfather Part III" came out(which earned a Best Picture Oscar nomination.)