Cheers

Lawrence: (about his wife) I've been faithful to his woman for 15 years mostly because she's the scariest bitch you'd ever want to meet.

Rebecca: (to Sam) You do nine stupid things before breakfast.

Rebecca: The nerve of [Lawrence] saying I have an emotional problem. I'd like to meet him in a dark alley with a cleaver.

Sam: What was that about? Rebecca: He toed my calf. Frasier: Excuse me? Rebecca: [Lawrence] was rubbing his foot on my leg.

Rebecca: Alright, [Lawrence] came onto me in my office. Frasier: Dr. Crandell? Came onto you? Sam: What's he do? Did he touch you? Rebecca: No, he did not touch me. Frasier: Make an indecent proposal? Rebecca: Of course not. Sam: Comment on your looks? Asked you for a date? Whistled? Flashed? What? Rebecca: He asked about my feelings. Sam: The man should be horsewhipped.

There's a knock on the door. Rebecca thinks it's Lawrence. Rebecca: (yells) I give up! You make me crazy with desire. I can't keep my hands off you. What do you want?! (Woody opens the door)

Lawrence: Is there a photocopy machine around here? Sam: Rebecca's got one in her office. You don't mind do you? Rebecca: No, help yourself. Lawrence: That's very kind of you. Any special instructions? Rebecca: Yes, just push the blue button. It's right under the sign that says, "This machine is for photocopying documents, not your butt."

Lawrence: I make it a point to tell my wife at least once a day, "You're my world. You're my life and I love you." Norm: I bet my wife would love to hear those words. Could you give her a call?

Frasier: Why didn't you just bring Valerie with you? Lawrence: Well you know she hates to travel. Besides we decided this was a perfect opportunity to test my theories about martial fidelity. And I'm glad to say that after 10 months of celibacy, I can how pronounce my principles sound. Sam: After 10 months of celibacy I couldn't even pronounce my name.

Sam: What's the book about? Frasier: It's a marriage manual. It's entitled "The Forever Couple: The Joy of Loving One Person for the Rest of your Life." Norm: Ah science-fiction. Those usually sell great.