Carla: Talk is cheap. Throw some hands.
Sam: Coach, we don't want to be bothered.
Coach: Who does?
Sam: Somebody wants you at another table.
Sam: Everybody at this one.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise.
Carla: Nah, I miss it so much I can't eat.
Diane: Excuse me I couldn't help noticing you're Dick Cavett.
Dick: I couldn't help being Dick Cavett.
Sam (about Diane): I don't like the look on her face.
Carla: I haven't seen one I do like.
Diane: Coach, do you know who that is?
Coach: Who, the guy with Dick Cavett?
Diane: I won't prostitute my name that way.
Sam: Would Jessica Simpson Bourgais?
Diane: That smut peddler? In a minute!
We also learn Norm was fatter than he is now in high school!
We learn Norm's nickname in high school was "Moonglow".