Rebecca: This is not a home. This is a house of horrors.
Frasier: Remember the Ritz Carlton, darling. A night of unbridled passion that remains unmatched to this day.
Lilith: We've never been to the Ritz Carlton, Frasier.
Frasier: Did I say the Ritz Carlton? I meant the Four Seasons.
Lilith: Strike two.
Carla: You know now that Sam's busy with this baby thing, you guys are either gonna have to live vicariously through somebody else or get your own lives.
Paul: She's right, you know.
Carla: Just sign this.
Rebecca: What is it?
Carla: It's you standard release form. The insurance company requires it.
Rebecca: I am not going to have a baby until I'll know I'll be a good parent.
Sam: Taking care of Carla's kids is not going to prove you're a good parent. It just proves you can survive in the wild.
Frasier: People. People. We cannot impose our own moral belief systems on these two.
Sam: Yes, thank you very much.
Frasier: The real question is, will they make responsible parents?
Rebecca: That's right.
Frasier: And the answer is an emphatic no.
Carla: (to Sam) I think you and Rebecca having a kid together is very immoral. Now you and me having a kid out of wedlock, that'd be a blast.
Unseen voice: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Rebecca: There are only seven of us. Where's Anthony?
Gino: He's out doing something.
Rebecca: What's he doing?
Cliff: Don't forget when you got to set your white balance.
Woody: What's that?
Cliff: Well, the tape might be a little tainted so you gotta balance it out by pointing the lens to a flat, white surface.
Carla: Hey Lilith, we were just talking about you.
Sam: Is that a prowler or is that the kids?
Rebecca: I hope it's a prowler!
Diane is mentioned by Carla. Carla gets on her knees and thanks God for getting Sam and Rebecca to babysit her children and for getting rid of Diane.