Sam: Answer the question, what do I have in my life that isn't women or sex? Rebecca: Come on Sam, you're a passionate guy. I bet you have a lot of things you care deeply about. Sam: Yeah, like what? Rebecca: Sailing. Sam: Babes on waves. See, the doctor was right. I'm a shallow guy.
Sheila: If you change your mind about the sex, I can be beeped anytime. Sam: That's pathetic!
Sam: You would actually have sex with somebody you don't even respect? Sheila: Isn't that what you do with women? Sam: Yeah, but I cover it up.
Sheila: Sam, you forced me to tell you what did you want me to do? Lie? Sam: Of course, yes.
Carla: Sammy, you mind if I take off early? I want to put the little ones to bed myself tonight. Sam: Put them to bed? Hey it's two am. Carla: Oh right, they're probably not home yet.
Sam: What kind of problem should I make up? Carla: Well how about this, I once took one of my kids to the school psychiatrist and he said the kid had kleptomania. Norm: Anything come of it? Carla: Got a couple of pens and a leather appointment book. Norm: Or you could try using my problem. I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure. Carla: You are a failure. Norm: Then I've licked it.
Sam: Oh Doctor, I've got a free phone right here. Sheila: I'm looking for a bit more privacy. Sam: I have a phone in my bedroom.
Sam: No wonder I didn't get anywhere. She's a friend of Lilith and Frasier's. She's another one of those boring cold-hearted intellectuals with legs I can kill for.
Cliff: She's exactly like the girl I took out last night. Carla: You mean tore out.
Carla: This is truly sad. I mean a guy who would never settle for less than eight dates a week is doin' a couple of back flips over a lousy maybe. Sam: Hey come on. That's progress for me and Rebecca. Carla: Face facts, you had it once but you lost it. You're nothin' but Clavin in a good shirt. Norm: I guess we're gonna have to go shoppin' for a new hero.
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