Cheers

Sam: What would you say to a beer, Normy? Norm: Hey sailor, new in town?

Frasier: Sam, I've come to a very important decision. I've just taken stock of myself. Carla: It's not exactly AT&T, is it? Frasier: I'm going to pick up the pieces of my shattered life. In order to do that I've got to hit rock bottom first. Carla: For you, that's three flights up. Sam: Carla, you want to see if anyone in the back has open wounds to salt.

Sam: Frasier, I'm not sure how to get into this. But you're bar bill is up to $500. Frasier: My God really? I'm shocked. Well I promised myself if I hit $500 I'd quit so that does it. I'll raise my limit to $1,000.

Diane: Woody, would you mind if I stuck my big fat nose in your affairs? Woody: Stick your big fat nose wherever you like, Ms. Chambers.

(the gang figures that Woody and Beth overeat to compensate for not having sex) Diane: I'll take you out to dinner and show you how to eat a light but satisfying meal. Woody: Well, I'll try anything. Hey, uh, Sam, you wanna join us? Diane: Well… Sam could join us if he so desires. Sam: Well, thanks, Diane. But, uh, actually I got something a little more fun planned for myself. I'm gonna go home, shave my head with a cheese grater, while chewing on tin foil. Woody: How about tomorrow night?

(when Beth and Woody reunite, the first thing they want is to go eat; Sam and Diane comment that it's strange) Cliff: Yeah, I'll say it's strange. If I hadn't seen a girl of mine in that long I know what the first thing on her mind would be. Carla: "How did he find me in Tibet?"

[Woody is shy when a woman tries to pick him up] Sam: Maybe she came on too strong. Some guys don't like that. Cliff: Well, I know how the lad feels. In the, uh, mating ritual I like to be the aggressor. 'Course, uh, I don't mind the woman giving me a clear signal that I caught her eye. Carla: You mean like sticking a finger down her throat?

[Cliff has rattled off statistics about Boston.] Al: Get out of here! Cliff: You questioning my figures? Al: No, I want you to get out of here!