Diane: Sam, can I tempt you with the last piece of broccoli?
Sam: Depends on what you're going to do with it.
Sam: What would you say to a beer, Normy?
Norm: Hey sailor, new in town?
Frasier: Sam, I've come to a very important decision. I've just taken stock of myself.
Carla: It's not exactly AT&T, is it?
Frasier: I'm going to pick up the pieces of my shattered life. In order to do that I've got to hit rock bottom first.
Carla: For you, that's three flights up.
Sam: Carla, you want to see if anyone in the back has open wounds to salt.
Sam: Frasier, I'm not sure how to get into this. But you're bar bill is up to $500.
Frasier: My God really? I'm shocked. Well I promised myself if I hit $500 I'd quit so that does it. I'll raise my limit to $1,000.
Diane: Woody, would you mind if I stuck my big fat nose in your affairs?
Woody: Stick your big fat nose wherever you like, Ms. Chambers.
(the gang figures that Woody and Beth overeat to compensate for not having sex)
Diane: I'll take you out to dinner and show you how to eat a light but satisfying meal.
Woody: Well, I'll try anything. Hey, uh, Sam, you wanna join us?
Diane: Well… Sam could join us if he so desires.
Sam: Well, thanks, Diane. But, uh, actually I got something a little more fun planned for myself. I'm gonna go home, shave my head with a cheese grater, while chewing on tin foil.
Woody: How about tomorrow night?
(when Beth and Woody reunite, the first thing they want is to go eat; Sam and Diane comment that it's strange)
Cliff: Yeah, I'll say it's strange. If I hadn't seen a girl of mine in that long I know what the first thing on her mind would be.
Carla: "How did he find me in Tibet?"
[Woody is shy when a woman tries to pick him up]
Sam: Maybe she came on too strong. Some guys don't like that.
Cliff: Well, I know how the lad feels. In the, uh, mating ritual I like to be the aggressor. 'Course, uh, I don't mind the woman giving me a clear signal that I caught her eye.
Carla: You mean like sticking a finger down her throat?
[Cliff has rattled off statistics about Boston.]
Al: Get out of here!
Cliff: You questioning my figures?
Al: No, I want you to get out of here!
Frasier: I'll have you know that when the Cranes first came to this country, they had nothing but strong backs, a dream of freedom, and a small personal fortune!
Elizabeth Keifer (Lisa), is credited as Liz Keifer.
Sean Everett (Waiter) is credited as Sean E. Markland.
Amanda Wyss also played a character named Beth in the movie "Better Off Dead", which was released 8 days after this episode aired.
Amanda Wyss makes her first appearance as Beth Curtis.
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