Cheers Season 9 Episode 12

Woody: When it happens, it has to be special. It has to be the most meaningful thing in the world. You know, if it were up to me, I think we should wait.
Kelly: You mean until we're married?
Woody: No. Until I can afford a nice room at The Four Seasons instead of some cheap motel room.

Carla: I got to talk to you before you make the worst mistake of your lives.
Kelly: What's she talking about, Woody?
Carla: I'm talking about you two getting together in this motel room for all the wrong reasons.
Woody: She's talking about us getting together in this room for all the wrong reasons.

Woody: Sam, what if we do it and it becomes like a crutch and we rely on it forever?
Sam: Then you know you did it right.

Woody: What are you guys doing?
Kelly: Henri says he'll teach me to tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.
Henri: Here. We'll demonstrate. I'll be the cherry stem.

Sam: I'm Sam Malone by the way.
Henri: Oh! I've heard about you in France.
Sam: Oh, you follow baseball?
Henri: No. Stewardesses.

Kelly: [Henri's] supposed to be rude. He's French.

Kelly: I brought you a present. It's a real French beret. Ta-da! It was between this one and the one with the arrow through it.
Woody: Oh well, this one's nice, too.
Kelly: Surprise! I got them both.
Woody: This is going to fun.

Carla: The French aren't exactly known for their sense of humor.
Woody: What do you mean?
Carla: Let me put it this way; their comic hero is Jerry Lewis.
Woody: What's your point?
Sam: Yeah, what's your point?

Henri: Knock knock.
Woody: Who's there?
Henri: Henri! The one who's going to steal your girlfriend!