Chilly Beach

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Wednesday 5:30 PM on CBC Premiered Sep 03, 2003 In Season

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Episode Guide

    • Not Without My Yeti
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      12/7/04
      10
      Dale and Frank to the rescue after xenophobic Angus captures a Yeti and the Yeti's family comes looking for him.
    • Natural Born Curlers
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      12/3/03
      10
      After the town discovers that Angus is a fantastic curling ice maker, they are disappointed when he makes a choice of his family over the townspeople.
    • Superzeroes
      Season 1 - Episode 25
      7/1/04
      10
      Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.
    • Fortune Kooky
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      1/18/05
      10
      An accidental electric jolt gives Jacques the power to see into the future.
    • Pucked in the Head
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      9/17/03
      10
      Frank loses his memory after getting hit in the head by a slap-shot. Later Frank disappears and Dale realizes that Frank is the only one who knows the combination to the town's "beer vault".
    • Chilly Beach We Have A Problem
      Chilly Beach We Have A Problem
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      11/9/04
      10
      The US Government needs to get the media off his back because he was caught picking his nose. Katherine gives the government an idea to fake a Pluto landing on the out skirts of Chilly Beach. Frank stumbles upon the "Pluto Landing" site and is mistaken for an alien. Katherine tells Frank that he'll be a part of a "secret" space mission, that no one shall know about. He then figures out the truth later on and Abbie helps Frank escape.moreless
    • The Souse That Roared
      The Souse That Roared
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      11/2/04
      10
      When an object from space falls in Chilly Beach, everyone picks up what they want. Frank takes the plutonium that was in it. The USA thinks that Frank is using it to create Weapons Of Mass Destruction. The US gives Chilly Beach 48 hours to hand over the bomb, so Frank has to create a bomb and hand it over or Chilly Beach will be blown up quicker then Dale drinks a two-four.moreless
    • Full Moon Wiener
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      10/19/04
      10
      Somebody in Chilly Beach (We're not telling who) is bitten by a wiener dog and changes into a cuddly and vicious ankle-biting monster.
    • Bitter Grounds
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      10/12/04
      10
      Jacques' old friend comes to Chilly Beach and opens up a coffee stand, trying to run him out of business.
    • Polargeist
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/26/04
      10
      In the Halloween episode, Dale and Frank are in Dale's house putting up "wrapping paper" when they discover a haunted hockey locker room in Dale's house. Dale gets pulled into the Spirit World where Death mistakes him as someone else. Dale attempts to save his soul by beating Death in a hockey game. Playing the first person to 100. Jacques and Frank try to figure out how to get Dale back.moreless
    • Whats Yours is Mined
      Whats Yours is Mined
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      3/8/05
      10
      Angus, Dale, Frank and the Bear are trapped in a mountain cabin with a cache of diamonds. Who will survive the ordeal? Who will get the diamonds? Does anyone trust anyone else?
    • Syruptitious
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      12/28/04
      10
      The boys are upset when maple syrup gets outlawed at Chilly Beach, until Mr. Biggs starts up an illegal maple syrup bar.
    • The Nature Of Wings
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      11/16/04
      10
      A rare bird has flew in to Chilly Beach and has nestled in the Hockey Rink. David Suzuki declares the the rink a Ecological Site, therefore leaving Dale jobless and able to put the whole town in danger. Dale becomes a lighthouse worker and drives an Oil Tanker into the city creating mayhem.moreless
    • Tower of Babble
      Tower of Babble
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      1/25/05
      10
      The popularity of cell phones in Chilly Beach causes the phone company to install a brand new cell phone tower, however the tower attracts killer bees.
    • Christmas Inc.
      Christmas Inc.
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      12/21/04
      10
      When Frank is appointed as Santa's financial adviser he turns Santa's north pole operation into a capitalist money-grubbing operation.
    • Winning Freak
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      11/30/04
      10
      Dale gets hooked on energy bars and he enjoys the performance enhancing benefits until he starts to mutate.
    • Aurora Beerealis
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      10/5/04
      10
      After Dale messes with the northern lights, the whole town becomes hypnotized.
    • Training Daze
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      11/23/04
      10
      Good news for Frank, his team the Toronto Ptarmigans are training at the rink in Chilly Beach. Unfortunately someone is tampering with the ice because it has frozen trash in it. Dale being the person who keeps the rink the way it is, could he be the one messing the ice up?moreless
    • Lumberjackpalooza
      Lumberjackpalooza
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      3/22/05
      10
      Dale figures he can impress April with his skills in chainsaw tree carving.
    • Employee of the Beer
      Employee of the Beer
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      3/15/05
      10
      Frank gets to live his dreams when he gets a job in a brewery in Moose Jaw. Unfortunately, all is not as great as he thinks it will be.
    • Driving Mr. Biggs
      Driving Mr. Biggs
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      3/1/05
      10
      Mr. Biggs is running for election and he hires Dale to help him take on a fast talking competitor.
    • Dr. Dale
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      2/22/05
      10
      When Chilly Beach gets a new TV station Dale stars in his own "Dr. Phil" style advice program.
    • 15 Minutes of Lame
      15 Minutes of Lame
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      12/22/07
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • Dislodged
      Dislodged
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      12/29/07
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • One Flew Over the Ptarmingan's Nest
      1/5/08
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • General Discontent
      General Discontent
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      1/12/08
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • Triplets of Hellville
      Triplets of Hellville
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      2/16/08
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • Coalition of the Unwilling
      Coalition of the Unwilling
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      12/8/07
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • It's Not You, It's Meat
      It's Not You, It's Meat
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      12/1/07
      10
      Summary to be added.
    • Bearly Vegan
      Bearly Vegan
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      2/15/05
      10
      The Bear decides to give up meat, and everything is going great until he goes through withdrawal.
    • You've Got Meat
      You've Got Meat
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      2/8/05
      10
      In a crazy love triangle, Jacques is in love with the new female butcher, who is in love with Dale. Sparks fly as Jacques takes on his competition.
    • Spiritual Matters
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      1/11/05
      10
      A visiting spiritual leader proclaims Dale as the "great guru". Things get weird until Canadian rocker Lawrence Gowan comes to the rescue.
    • Hard Time in Chilly Beach
      Hard Time in Chilly Beach
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      2/2/05
      10
      Constable Al throws a bunch of raucous hockey fans into jail, but Frank figures that Team Canada will lose without the fans, so he springs them loose.
    • Secret Santa
      Secret Santa
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      12/14/04
      10
      When Dale meets Santa they hit it off as chums. However, Christmas is fast approaching and Santa has turned into a lazy unmotivated slob like his pal.
    • How To Succeed in Government
      How To Succeed in Government
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      10/27/07
      10
      Summary coming soon.
    • Fever Tale
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      10/22/03
      10
      When Abby finds out that her mother plans to move the family to Alaska, she fakes an illness in an effort to stop the move. However, her "illness" causes a epidemic of fear.
    • Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      9/10/03
      9.9
      After Frank is abducted by aliens it takes all of Dale's wits to manage to save the day.
    • Shut your Space Hole
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      10/1/03
      9.9
      When a black hole threatens earth, it is up to Frank to come up with the true solution that will save the day.
    • Pity Slickers
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      10/29/03
      9.9
      April gets the help of a celebrity to help her "save the seals". However it turns out that it is really the help of Dale and Frank that winds up saving the day.
    • The Chilly Beachcombers
      The Chilly Beachcombers
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      11/12/03
      9.8
      Dale is excited that he will be able to watch the "missing" episode of his favorite show "The Beachcombers", but after he misses his chance to see it he discovers that it will be later showing in Iceland.
    • Separation Anxiety
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      9/3/03
      9.8
      Dale and Frank disagree as hockey fans, in a battle that resembles the real ongoing struggle between "Toronto" and Montreal" fans.
    • Brother's Day
      Season 1 - Episode 24
      6/24/04
      9.8
      It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.
    • Cold War
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      6/14/04
      9.8
      When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensions.
    • Polar Opposites
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      6/9/04
      9.7
      Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.
    • Country Cooking
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      2/5/04
      9.7
      Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country.
    • Slush Fund
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      6/23/04
      9.7
      Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.
    • My Big Fat Creep Wedding
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      6/21/04
      9.5
      Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things.
    • Love Conquers Al
      Season 2 - Episode 26
      3/29/05
      9.5
      When Constable Al meets the women of his dreams he is blinded by love, and oblivious to her criminal behavior.
    • Resident Aliens
      Resident Aliens
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      10/6/07
      9.4
      Frank is abducted by aliens and he becomes witness to an intergalatic election process. However, he befriends an alien who is just like him, and they defect back to Chilly Beach.
    • Lord of the Ringettes
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      11/19/03
      9.4
      Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.
    • Dale to the Chief
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      6/8/04
      9.4
      After Air Force One stops in Chilly beach to refuel, the President of the United States gets left behind. Soon, in a strange twist, Dale becomes the presidential adviser.
    • Love Potion Undermined
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      9/24/03
      9.1
      Abby's pheromone experiment leads to an unnatural love triangle.
    • Slushbucklers
      Season 1 - Episode 26
      7/2/04
      9.1
      After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is an cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".
    • The Beer Hunters
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      11/26/03
      9.1
      After the beer delivery truck gets lost, due to Dales incompetence, Dale must rally the town and find the missing truck.
    • Power Pray
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      10/15/03
      9.0
      Dale becomes coach of the Pee Wee Hockey Team when Jacques gets injured.
    • Dale Where's My Country?
      Dale Where's My Country?
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      10/13/07
      8.8
      Summary coming soon.
    • Canada Joy Land
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      1/4/05
      8.2
      When a Japanese businessman decides to build a new Canada themed amusement park he hires Dale and Frank as technical consultants.
    • Go Figure
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      6/4/04
      8.1
      A travelling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one liked it at all except for Michel, who decides to leave and join the show.
    • The Song Remains So Lame
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      6/17/04
      7.8
      When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.
    • Secret Santa
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      12/17/03
      7.7
      When Santa decides he needs a break from his duties, he comes to Chilly beach and hangs out with Dale. With the holidays fast approaching it is up to Frank and Dale to help Santa get back on track and save Christmas.
    • Angus Rex
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      11/5/03
      7.5
      A frozen dinosaur, discovered under Dale's house, comes to life and wreaks havoc in Chilly Beach.
    • Hollywood Far North
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      12/10/03
      6.5
      A movie director plans to blow up Chilly Beach as a special effects spectacle.
    • The Tooth Is Out There
      The Tooth Is Out There
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      5/3/08
      6.3
      Summary to be added.
    • Driving Mr Biggs
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      1/11/05
      0.0
      Dale becomes Mr. Biggs’ errand boy when he runs for MP against the local favorite, played by Joe Flaherty
    • Employee Of The Beer
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      3/29/05
      0.0
      Frank is offered a cushy beer-technician job in sunny Moose Jaw, but something rotten is brewing.
    • Chilly Beach We Have A Problem
      Chilly Beach We Have A Problem
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      11/2/04
      0.0
      Frank is mistaken for an alien life form after Katherine sets up a fake Pluto landing in Chilly Beach.
    • Souse That Roared
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      1/25/05
      0.0
      When it’s discovered that Frank might have a nuclear bomb, U.S. officials threaten to invade Chilly Beach.
    • You've Got Meat
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      3/1/05
      0.0
      Jacques feels pangs of unrequited love when a female butcher (played by Andrea Martin) opens her chop shop in town.
    • Christmas Inc.
      Christmas Inc.
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      2/22/05
      0.0
      When Frank visits Santa’s run-down workshop, he’s hired on as a high-octane financial exec, replacing Santa’s elfin advisors.
    • What's Mined is Yours
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      12/21/04
      0.0
      Dale, Frank, Angus and Polar Bear get diamond fever after they discover a mine on a mountain.
    • Hole In None
      Hole In None
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      3/22/08
      0.0
      Dale gets addicted to golf and builds his own course. A pro tournament is soon scheduled to be held there, but can the game go on when Biggs decides to dig up the ice it's being played on?
    • Draft Dodgers of 20th Century
      Draft Dodgers of 20th Century
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      0.0
      Dale and Frank discover an aging draft dodger living in a cave outside town and April takes an immediate shine to this relic of the early '70s. Soon he's on trial for desertion and it's up to April to keep him from being tossed in jail, or worse.
    • Bearly Vegan
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      3/15/05
      0.0
      When the Polar Bear decides to go vegetarian, April helps him ride out his meaty withdrawal.
    • Yank My Doodle
      Season 2 - Episode 26
      3/22/05
      0.0
      Dale adjusts to life in the fat lane after he’s granted an honorary American citizenship.
    • Lumberjackapalooza
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      3/8/05
      0.0
      When a lumberjacking contest comes to town, Dale tries to impress April by mastering the art of tree-carving.
    • Tower of Babble
      Tower of Babble
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      12/21/04
      0.0
      Abby is upset when a cell-phone exec comes to town peddling his wares, destroying Chilly Beach’s unique community.