China Beach

Season 3 Episode 4

Who's Happy Now?

Aired Unknown Oct 11, 1989 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • This is the first ever episode in which the romance between Major Lila Garreau and Sgt. Pepper gets it's confirmation.

  • Quotes

    • (Boonie and Hyers are dragging the dead Col. Darling off K.C.'s bed)
      K.C.: What are you yelling at me for? It's not my fault the colonel had a bum ticker. Well? You're not just going to leave him like that?
      Boonie: Why can't we just take him back to his quarters?
      K.C.: (displaying the handcuffs Col. Darling is wearing) Because he probably has a wife and three children back home. Don't you think we should spare them the humiliation?
      Hyers: Now don't get edgy.
      K.C.: Don't get edgy? A full-dead colonel is handcuffed to my bed and you're telling me not to get edgy?
      Boonie: A full-dead handcuffed colonel, with sunglasses.
      Hyers: Well, what are we going to do now?
      Boonie: I don't know. What do you think?
      Hyers: I don't know! That's why I asked you. What do you think?
      Boonie: I don't know. (to K.C.) What do you think?
      K.C.: What do I think? I think we're never going to win this war!

    • Dr. Richard: Well, it looks like Corporal Nichols is displaying some kind of rebellion.
      McMurphy: (to Col. Darling) It's a massive frontal lobe contusion.
      Dr. Richard: What I mean in medical terms, the kid's head did a big splat. I shoveled as much of his brain back into his head as a could, but I guess I must have missed a few pieces.
      Col. Darling: Is this one of the casualties from the attack last night on Firebase Nightingale?
      Dr. Richard: No. Firebase Watertower. A few too many Brewskies.

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