(Chowder is reading the instruction card for the board game)
Chowder: Now let's see. Rule One: roll the dice!
(Chowder grabs and rolls the dice, causing it to break a vase)
Chowder: Rule Two: retrieve dice.
(Chowder retrieves the dice and continues reading the card)
Chowder: Rule Three: take thirty-nine cards from the middle of the deck, fold each in half, then mail back to manufacturer. Wait four to six weeks for cards to be returned, then divide x by the power of nine times the eighth dimension. Add to which of a moving piece, twenty-seven degrees diagonally, among space time continuum! Whoa. Maybe there's something else we can do?
Cinnamini Monster: (crying)
Chowder: No, don't cry!