Chowder Season 2 Episode 4

Chowder: No! I can't let Mung swallow his pride! It's too big to swallow! I've got to stop him! (Panini comes over with Gristletoe) Aw, man! I thought I said to stay outta my grill!

Panini: The power of love will et us there! (Panini grabs on to Chowder and rips the tusks of a walrus man and uses them to ski off the bridge like a ramp, when they land they go buy a dog man and a rat man)
Roquefort: You see that? That was love power, I tells ya! Love power! Now where was I... Oh yeah! Gimme all your money and nobody gets hurt!

(Knish Krinkle kicks Gorgonzola in the back)
Gorgonzola: (to Chowder) Why did you kick me, Chowder?
Chowder: I didn't kick you.
(Knish Krinkle kicks Gorgonzola in the back again)
Gorgonzola: Okay, that's it! I'm gonna kick you! (kicks Panini)
Panini: Ow! Gorgonzola, why'd you do that?!
Gorgonzola: That was for Chowder. Pass it on.
Panini: I'll pass it to you on! (starts beating Gorgonzola) Take that! And that! And that!
Gorgonzola: Aaah! Help me! Help me! She's gone crazy!
Chowder: Children, children! Stop it! We have to finish the plan before...
Knish Krinkle: (appears) Blehh!!
Chowder: Knish Krinkle?! C'mon, you guys, we to get there before he does!
(Panini continues to beat up Gorgonzola)
Gorgonzola: Eeeeeaaagh!!!
Panini: (to Gorgonzola) I'm watching you.

All: (singing to the tune of O Tannenbaum) O, schmingerbread house, o schmingerbread house, you're gonna taste so tasty!
Chowder: First we roll it smooth; then we bust a move! Let none of it go to waste-y! Making walls of dough, with a guy named Joe.
Mung: The smell of burning magic, sets our hearts aglow!
Chowder: Dab the icing on, and I forgot this song. Nah nah-nah naaah naaah nah-nah! At last the roof goes on, and nothing can go wrong... (house collapses)(stops singing) OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG! (sings again) Now I'm really sad, but Mung says it ain't that bad...O schmingerbread house, o schmingerbread house, you're gonna taste so tasty!

Baby: Hey, mister.
Gazpacho: Oh, hello, baby who represents the pure eyes of a child. Look at camera and smile.
Baby: What if Knish Krinkle doesn't like the schmingerbread house you make?
Gazpacho: Well, he'll go into an incredible fit of rage, he will.
Baby: Waaaaaaah!
Gazpacho: Oh, that was graphic. I'm sorry. Okay, let's look at the pretty snowglobe and make all the bad thoughts go away.

Chowder: I've got the diagram right here. (grunts) Okay, since I can't move my arms, I'm gonna describe it to you. It's on a white piece of paper. I drew some lines representing the kitchen. I drew a blob representing us. The stain that looks like marshamllow creme...doesn't represent anything. It's marshmallow creme.

Gazpacho: See? Wasn't that a nice story? Don't you feel better having watched it? I know I did! Now... have a very, Merry Knishmas!

Gorgonzola: I didn't come here for this.
Panini: Why did you come here?
Gorgonzola: Chowder's immense body heat helps me stay warm.
Chowder: BODY HEEEAAAT.

Panini: (thinking) (gasp) He's holding my hand! Knishmas dreams do come true.
Kiwi: Be the dream. Live the dream. Touch the dream. Touch it.

Gazpacho: And so Mother says, it you want more gravy on your cereal, you're gonna have to make it yourself. Now do I look like a guy that can make is own gravy? Well, do I?!
Boy: C-can I please go now?

Chowder: I believe in you, Mung! I belieeeeeeeeeee... (Continues "e" in a monologue)
(Shnitzel, annoyed, picks up Chowder and presses the button on a car remote key. Car beep is heard and Chowder stops)

Panini: Chowder? (pounces on Chowder) Oh, hey, num-nums! (shakes her head to make the bells on her long ears jingle) I can hear the bells. Can you?
Chowder: Begone, demon!

Mung: Everyone, gather 'round. I've drawn up some blueprints of the schmingerbread house that we're building. (shows them a drawing of Truffles)
Shnitzel: Radda!
Chowder: I'm blind, I'm blind!
Mung: Aah! Ugh! That's the wrong drawing. Here we go. (throws away the other drawing and shows them a drawing of Shnitzel taking a shower)
Chowder: Aah! My eyes are bleeding!! (cries)
Shnitzel: Radda! Radda, radda, radda, radda!
Mung: I know, I know. I said I was going to throw it away. My bad.

Chowder: Panini! Copter mode!
Panini: ROGER!

Chowder: Gorgonzola, with your flame so bright, won't you guide us out of this fog tonight?

Gazpacho: Aren't you a little old?
Shnitzel: (reading Knishmas list) Radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda! Oh, radda radda! Radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda...
Chowder: (straining) Come on, it's my turn.
Shnitzel: ...radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda radda, radda radda, radda radda radda radda--
Chowder: MY TURN! (jumps on Gazpacho's lap, knocking Shnitzel off)
Shnitzel: RADDA!

Mung: It's my only shame! Well, that and my tail.
(shows tail)
Shnitzel: Oh, my radda!

Chowder: Oh, my gosh! Knish Krinkle just threw up Gazpacho!
Panini: Chowder, that's a costume.
Chowder: And now Knish Krinkle is dead!
Panini: Costume, Chowder. It's a costume!
Chowder: Great idea! We can use Knish Krinkle's lifeless skin sac as a costume and pretend we're him.
Panini: You're not even listening to me, are you?

Gazpacho: (takes off his Knish Krinkle costume) I can't live this LIE anymore! Mother was right, mother was right about everything!

Mung: I promise to make this Chowder's BEST KNISHMAS EVERRRRRR!!!