Chowder Season 1 Episode 6

Chowder: (muttering in his sleep) Yes, I'll have thirds, thank you. (Kimchi wakes Chowder up) Good Morning, Kimchi. Who wants some breakfast? Who wants some breakfast? I do! (grabs a bag of pet food) Some for me, (eats a handful of pet food) and some for you.

Chowder: Look at all these Mevilled Eggs we made.

Mung: (Tastes a meviled egg) Mmmm...Just the right of mevil. Not too smooth, not too chunky. Truely the crown of all derves.

Chowder: Can I try one?

Truffles: (Hits Chowder with a frying pan) Don't touch! The ladies will soon be here to play mahjongg.

Chowder: But I didn't ge to taste yet.

Truffles: Those are for the ladies only. Are you a lady?

Chowder: If say can I have one?
Truffles: (Hits Chowder with a frying pan again)

Mung: Boy, the smells some people can put up with.
Truffles: Tell me about it.

Mung: Don't worry, your he-man will take care of everything.
Truffles: We don't have time to wait for him! You do it.

Mung: Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad feet.

Gazpacho: You know which ones are fresh? The green ones are fresh.
Customer: These ones?
Gazpacho: No, those are obviously yellow green.
(The customer feels around for fruit)
Gazpacho: Yea... no...no... n-no... Yes! Now pick that up and smell it... ooh, the other end.
(The customer smells the fruit and Kimchi comes on the customer's nose, causing him to faint)

Chowder: I know! I'll forgive Truffles for interrupting her game and she'll be so happy that she'll have to give me some Mevilled eggs.
Kiwi: That's good thinking, Chowder.

Mung: (yelling to Shnitzel on a rope) Don't think about falling... or slipping... or hesitating ...or gravity... or losing or balance... and especially don't think about-
Shnitzel: RADDA! Whoow whoow WHOOW!
(grabs on chain and pulls himself in)
Chowder: Hey, Shnitzel!
Shnitzel: (lets go of the chain) AHHHH!!!

Hopping Guy: We have a saying in my land about being patient... "It is good to be patient."

Chowder: (to Truffles) Are you going to make me grow a beard? So you can tear it off?

Yak: (eating a thrice cream) Can I help you?
Chowder: That looks good.
Yak: Yeah, it is. (licks it once) ... You going to stare at me all day?
Chowder: Is that chocolate?
Yak: Yeah.
Chowder: I like chocolate!
Yak: Good for you. Look kid, don't make me call the... (Kimchi flies into thrice cream)
Chowder: Kimchi likes chocolate too.
Yak: Aw, crud! Well, now you ruined it with your... your stink! What am going to tell my wife, huh? What am I going to tell my wife?! (muttering) Stupid stink cloud! This used to be a nice part of town!

Mung: Being a ladies' man, Kimchi, I have a saying, it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Chowder: What does that mean?
Mung: It means love stinks.