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Hippie Spy: Plant a Stanford tree, they're a renewable resource for you children's future.
Casey: Oh, so, you want to save the environment, huh? Take a shower, hippie!
Chuck: Nice job blending in with the crowd. Who you rooting for, death?
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Casey: List off the numbers you remember.
Chuck: There was like ten of 'em, a couple of nines, a five, it definitely started with a two...
Casey: That's it? You got a computer for a brain, that's all. Chuck: Look it was a very stressful situation, Casey! I watched a guy get skewered by a crossbow!
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Chuck: Tang's no drug policy includes Red Bull! I remember the last time you tried to detox.
Morgan: How am I supposed to push electronics with the shakes?
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Chuck: Professor Fleming, it's me, Chuck! I was in your psychology-symbolism class. You probably don't remember me...
Professor Fleming: Chuck Bartowski. 'Course I remember you.
Chuck: Yeah, I guess it's not every day you kick a guy out of school. At least I hope not.
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Chuck: People were getting freaky in the break room?
Morgan: NO. But I like to know I had the option!
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Casey: You're looking for this?
(gives Chuck his Stanford student ID)
Chuck: You stole my ID?
Casey: I borrowed it to reactivate it. Sorry I couldn't wipe the idiot grin off your face with photoshop.
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Casey: Just got a hit of a traffic camera in Hollywood.
(shows Chuck that picture)
Chuck: That's Fleming.
Casey: Thanks. You've just saved me a lot of investigative work there, intersect. DMV told me that.
Chuck: Wow, sarcasm. What a surprise.
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Chuck: You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna, did you?
Casey: No. Why? You want me to kill him?
Chuck: No. No, just curious.
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Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power.
Anna: He could have an accident. I'm just saying I know a guy, very reasonable. His rates, I mean. Not him.
Morgan: Way to think outside of the box, Anna. Me likey. What do you say, Chuck?
Chuck: Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!
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Chuck: I'm sorry, but is Harry wearing a new assistant manager polo shirt?
Morgan: It's monogrammed.
Chuck: He must be stopped.
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Morgan: Chuck, we have an emergency. We need to talk.
Chuck: I'm on the phone.
Morgan: Shh! Not here, not here. There are spies at the Buy More.
Chuck: (quickly hanging up the phone) Spies? Really?
Morgan: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tang's minions, man, they're everywhere.