Chuck

Chuck: >with Morgan down in Castle< ... and that's how it happened. (...) Anything more you want to know before we die?
Morgan: Uh, yeah, yeah ... just one more. So if Sarah is your handler, does that make her your beard? In other words, like - is your whole relationship a fake? Because, ah buddy, that's just awful. (...) It's awful that you have to be in a relationship with somebody you clearly love.
Chuck: Sarah and I are over.
Morgan: No, you're not. >smiling mildly< You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good, alright? You lied to me for three years but I always knew - you loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay, you don't have to deny it. You tell me you don't love Sarah?
Chuck: You know what, you're right, buddy. I do love Sarah. I kept telling me myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, that I couldn't, but I do. - Morgan, you've no idea how badly I needed to get all this off my chest. >Ring agents entering the room<
Ring agent: Get rid of them. Kill them, dump the bodies. >Chuck has a k'ung-fu-flash

Chuck: Look, locking down the store is a very bad idea.
Big Mike: You two wanna turn tail and run? Fine. I'm staying and fighting for my job.
Chuck: Mike, gentlemen, assorted ladies. Taking over the Buy More is not only illegal, but it's also dangerous, trust me.
Jeff: The only thing dangerous is if they try to fire us. They'll have to do it over our dead bodies.
Big Mike: These corporate fat cats think they can take what ever they want. The< can take our dignity. They can all the hot women, but they will not >loudly< take our jobs and >more loudly< they will never >with emphasis< take our store! > employees cheering applause, staging the Buy More flag

Morgan: So, Sarah is your handler? Does that make her your beard? In other words, like, uh, is your whole relationship fake, cause, uh, buddy, that's... That's just awful Chuck: Why? Because we never had sex? Morgan: No, I just feel like you know having a bea- You never had sex with that girl? That's not. No. It's... It's awful that you had to pretend to be in the relationship with somebody you clearly love.

Jeff: We're staging a revolution here. To take down the Man! Casey: I want in! Lester: How do we know we can trust you, son? That you're not some kind of spy for the Man. Casey: Because the only thing I hate more than hippie and neo-liberal facists anarchists, are the hypocrit fat cat suits they eventually grow up to become. Lester: Yeah, that works for me. Good point.

Big Mike: No, they want to interview everyone. Reevaluate the entire staff. Gonna fire everyone who's nonessential... We're in big trouble boys.

Shaw: We just have to put Grimes in witness protection, move him out of Burbank tonight after dark. Chuck: Wait--no, no--hang on a second. Morgan is not going anywhere, okay? Shaw: Chuck, he knows your secret. Chuck: Yeah, well, so do a lot of people. Awesome knows and we didn't put him on the ground. Casey: Yeah, because Awesome is awesome, Grimes is a moron.