Chuck

Chuck: Is it really you or am I super stoned? Sarah: Uh, both. Heh.

Zamir: Who the hell is Chuck? Chuck: Huh? Chuck? Chuck? No clue. I have no clue. I am Doctor...I am Doctor Woodcomb, okay, or Devon, or Doc or sometimes people call me Captain Awesome but I have no idea who this...who this Chuck is. (Zamir tears the white coat away revealing Chuck's Nerd Herd identity card) Chuck: Oh, you mean that Chuck.

(Alex has just tranquillized Awesome) Chuck: Have I no rights? You can't just go around willy nilly knocking out my family members. Alex: Looks like we can.

(Casey is disguised as a hospital cleaner) Nurse: Hey...you! Casey: Yeah. Nurse: Hysterectomy in 806 didn't make it to the toilet. Do you mind? Casey: You got it.

(Agent Forrest enters the bachelor party as a stripper) Alex: I understand one of you has been a naughty, naughty boy. Lester: Me, oh my God, pick me, I'm so bad, I've been bad, I've been bad, I'm a bad person, I'm a terrible person. (Alex throws her hat at him) Ouch. Jeff: I broke eight and a half commandments on the way to work this morning.

Casey: Hey, the security system's has been updated. I'll either need 40 minutes to decrypt the code or four ounces of C4. Alex: No, we should just take out some doctor and steal his card key. Casey: I like the cut of your jib. Chuck: Wow! You two are a match made in a very frightening part of heaven.

Mohammed Zamir: Are you his doctor? Chuck: Of course! Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not for one of this man's doctors? Mohammed Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Mohammed Zamir. Chuck: Ah, Doctor! Mohammed Zamir: Doctor! Chuck: Doctor! Mohammed Zamir: Doctor! Chuck: And Doctor! Mohammed Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment please? I'd like to consult the doctor privately please. Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. (Alex walks towards the door) Please don't go. Alex: Be right outside, Doctor.

Morgan: Chuck, sorry buddy. We are here to plead our case about Awesome's bachelor party. Chuck: You know what, not now, guys. I'm in the middle of something. Lester: The world revolves around the sun, Charles, not you. Jeff: Boom, astronomy snap. Morgan: Okay, it's just that...we'd like you to reconsider. Chuck: Reconsider what, you guys aren't even invited. Morgan: (Looks at Lester) You tell him or I will. Lester: Jeff and I...we've never been to a bachelor party. Jeff: Never known anyone qualified enough to land a woman for life.

(The Buy more gang tries to kidnap Chuck in ninja suits, when Casey stops it and orders them to take the masks off and un-tie Chuck) Lester: Man up, Charles. Chuck: Why would you do this to me? Morgan: I'm sorry man, it was a practice run for when we kidnap Awesome for his bachelor party. Chuck: You guys aren't even invited. Lester: What finer way to be invited than to kidnap the guest of honor. Jeff: A bachelor party is a mythical place where booze and women are free...it's Xanadu.