Chuck

Chuck: You see, everything changed when I got an e-mail from my old college buddy, Bryce Larkin. You see, Bryce had been working for the CIA when he stole a whole bunch of government secrets. Big, important secrets. Really scary, nasty, you-get-killed-for-having-them secrets. Next thing I know, these super secrets are downloaded into my brain. Which means every moment of my life is in danger.

Chuck: So, uh, this is the handheld scanner...very expensive piece of equipment. Casey: So is the stealth fighter, but somehow I managed to fly that.

Beckman: Our most valuable secrets have been sent to an idiot. Graham: At least they weren't sent to his friend.

Chuck: (to Sarah, who's interrogating him) If you're planning on hurting me, even to prove a point, I think you should know I have a very low threshold for pain.

Sarah: When the images start, just say what they are. Chuck: That's it? Casey: I'm sure you'll find a way to screw it up!

Sarah: I'm sorry I yelled at you. Chuck: It was our first fight. You know it's a big step if our relationship were remotely real.

Chuck: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing. But I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

Ellie: Well, you've moved onto bigger and better girls. I don't really mean bigger like literally bigger... I just really like Sarah. And I hope you guys work things out before the next dinner party, of course. Chuck: I dunno, sis, I really think I blew it. Ellie: Look, Chuck, just try apologizing. It goes a long way.

Chuck: Sarah! Are you okay? (Sarah's mouth is covered with duct tape) Chuck: Stupid question. (rips duct tape off) Sarah: Chuck, you have to get out of here. Chuck: No, I'm here to save you!

Chuck: Casey, he's got Sarah; we've gotta save her! Casey: Brilliant deduction, Nancy Drew.

(to Chuck) Sarah: I never asked you to believe me, I asked you to trust me.

(after Sarah goes to talk to Chuck in the bathroom) Captain Awesome: Make up sex... nice.

Ellie: Chuck! No matter how stressed out you are it is never okay to murder a woman's soufflé!

Ellie: (about Sarah) Wow, Chuck, wow! I mean, I knew you had it in you... but wow, she's really great. Chuck: She's... yeah, she's unpredictable.

Chuck: So, if this whole examination thing works out… then I guess we're through, huh? Sarah: Uhh yeah, mhmm. (long pause) Chuck: Okay. Goodnight Sarah: Goodnight. Chuck: Oh and just so you know, tonight was probably the best only second date I've been on in years. (Sarah smiles at him) Drive safe.

Chuck: So here we are on our date at the Buy-More. Is this all part of the plan or a chance for me to clock in some overtime?

(Sarah pulls up in a Porsche) Sarah: Get in. Chuck: Wow, Wienerlicious really pays well, huh? What are we, uh-- what are we doing? Going to, uh, like a movie or some dinner? Sarah: Not exactly. Chuck: What does not exactly mean... exactly?

Ellie: I need to meet this girl. Tomorrow night, dinner, here. Morgan: Whoa, little too early to see the TRON poster don't you think? Not exactly an aphrodisiac.

Chuck: Hey sis, what do you think of this shirt? Ellie: Another date with Sarah? This is very exciting. Chuck: Well, see, it's not that big a deal. Morgan: Yes it is, I mean, she is hot.

Chuck: The CIA sent their top agent too. (pause) Oh yeah, I know. Believe me. She told me to trust her, but just like any woman she's got a past. And... she's posing as my girlfriend.

(Casey just tackled a shoplifter and is about to hit him when Chuck runs up and stops him) Chuck: Casey, Casey, Casey! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's just a video game, okay?! Lives are not in danger and the country is still safe! Morgan: Wow. The guy's been here 24 hours and taking the job way more seriously than me. Chuck: That's because he's crazy. Casey: Tell me something I don't know.

Chuck: Hi, my name is Charles Bartowski, but you can call me Chuck. Those are my shoes, this is my life. Its filled with spies, car chases, computer-stealing ninjas and me saving the day.

(Lester, Chuck's colleague, wants Chuck to go to repair a Linux-Computer) Chuck: Why can't you and Jeff go? Lester: Linux-PCs? We are Mac-guys, Chuck. We are IT-artists!

Chuck: Oh, I almost forgot, dinner tomorrow night with my sister and her boyfriend Captain Awesome. She really wanted to meet you so... Sarah: Okay, well that's a good idea. Chuck: Meeting the family is kind of a big step, if our relationship were remotely real.

Sarah: Some people want to be heroes, and other have to be asked. So, Chuck, are you ready?