Season 1 Episode 9

Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Nov 19, 2007 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Chuck and Sarah try to defuse the bomb)
      Chuck: Ok. Ok, Intersect: flash! Show me how to do this.
      Sarah: Did you flash?
      Chuck: No, nothing.
      Chuck: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby, don't fail me now, c'mon.
      Sarahh: Ok Chuck, that's enough. Run; I'm gonna try and stay and defuse it.
      Chuck: No, I'm not leaving you here.
      Sarah: Go, that is an order.
      Chuck: (Indignant) No.
      (Sarah draws her pistol and aims it at Chuck)
      Sarah: I said go!
      Chuck: Oh, I see, so you're gonna shoot me to prevent me from being blown up; that's a great plan.
      Sarah: Why are you so stubborn?
      Chuck: Actually, I can consider this a rare moment of courage. I don't know where it's coming from; I guess you just bring out the worst in me.
      Sarah: And you in me.
      (The bomb spools up as the timer ticks below five seconds)
      Chuck: It was nice knowing ya.
      (Chuck winces in fear of the impending explosion. Sarah looks up at him desperately and impulsively grabs his head, pulling her lips to his. The yank jolts Chuck's eyes open, and once he realizes what is happening, he pulls Sarah close as they share a passionate and aggressive kiss. They both stop as they realize that the bomb had failed to detonate. They share an awkward stare, then slowly draw apart from one another. Each glances over at the bomb: the timer is frozen at zero.)
      Sarah: (out of breath) Well, the good news is we're alive and the bad news is this is kind of an uncomfortable moment right now.
      Chuck: This is completely comfortable on my end...just saying.