Chuck

Casey: Great. Two geeks in a pod.

Chuck: (To Sarah) That first day you came into the Buy More, when we first met, what did they tell you about me? Casey: What do you think? That you hadn't had a date in over a year and they don't waste the blondes on just anyone. Chuck: It hadn't been a year, ok? Thanks. Sarah: I thought you and I can connect. Chuck: I remember you left me your card so I could call you so we can go out. I felt I was having the luckiest day in my life. God, I was pathetic. Sarah: No. You were sweet and innocent. I liked you. That made it much harder.

Morgan: Anything you want to talk to me about? Chuck: No. Is there anything you wanna ask me? Morgan: No. Chuck: Okay, great. Good talk. Morgan: Absolutely. One of our best.

General Beckman: The civilian's name is Manoosh Depak. Trained as a computer engineer. Dropped out of MIT after his freshman year. Casey: (to Chuck) Classic geek tragedy. Sound familiar?

Casey: Nice job, Walker. Another geek bites the dust.

Chuck: (to Hannah) Let me get this straight. You went over the Nerd Herd manual in your off-time? Are you gonna be a problem employee?

Casey: (to Chuck) Yogurt time. Chuck: Oh, is it...is it yogurt time already? (to Hannah) Yogurt, most important meal of the day.

Jeff: (about Hannah) I'm gonna totally hit that. Lester: May the best stalker win.