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Bryce: Sarah told me about your team, what you've done together.
Chuck: And you're still the super spy, right?
Bryce: That's nothing. I got one friend in this world. You got a home and a store full of them.
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Morgan: You look just like this guy my best friend used to go to Stanford with.
Bryce: Oh. Sorry, I, I went to Penn. Uh, I'll take it as a compliment.
Morgan: Well, you shouldn't, actually. 'Cause this guy Bryce was a real douche. You know, he got my buddy Chuck kicked out of Stanford, he ruined his life. I don't know why he'd do that to the nicest guy in the world, you know?
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Bryce: Need to ask you something.
Chuck: Shoot. (Looks at Tommy) Not you please.
Bryce: ghaj yoD wep? (The shield's jacket has?)
(Chuck looks at him confused)
Bryce: HIja', ghobe'? (Yes, no?)
Chuck: HIja' (Yes)
Bryce: Sorry Chuck.
(Shoots Chuck)
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(Interrogation scene)
Bryce: Prove it. tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? (Do you speak Klingon?)
Chuck: Dude, come on they're watching us right now.
Bryce: Do it.
Chuck: HIja'. bIpIvHa'law'. (Yes. You look terrible.)
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Morgan: Any one of you could initiate a full Buy More evacuation by uttering one word.
Chuck: Pineapple.
Lester: Hmm.
Morgan: The word that cannot be spoken.
Lester: I really just wanna say "pineapple" a few times. Pineapple. Pineapple.
Jeff: (over Lester) Pineapples are fun. My dad used to throw them at me.
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Ellie: I am thankful for my family and my friends.
Casey: Eh...I pass.
Devon: Chuck?
Chuck: (soberly) I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend. (He glares at Casey)
Casey: Ahem. Excuse me.
Morgan: Wow, buddy, that was, um, really...dark.
Devon: And specific.
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(Casey reveals a tray of guns in a table)
Chuck: Are you kidding me? Some kid could find this!
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(Bryce is using Chuck as a human shield and is moving toward the elevator with Sarah and Casey following)
Casey: I've got a shot.
Chuck: (panicked) No you don't.
Casey: You'll be fine.
Chuck: No shooting, no shooting. I'm susceptible to bullets.
Bryce: The access code. I'll kill him, Sarah.
Chuck: Between you and me, I think he means it.
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(Casey is at Chuck's Thanksgiving dinner)
Chuck: What are you doing here?
Casey: Well, your sister invited me to dinner.
Chuck: (Surprised) Really?
Casey: Thanks.
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Chuck: Why would you do that? Why did you kill Bryce?
Casey: Orders. Your old nemesis is a very dangerous human being Chuck. You get a chance to shoot Bryce Larkin, you shoot to kill.
Captain Awesome: Guys, no shop talk tonight. We've got a bird to eat. Hey John, can you help me stuff this monster?
(Casey hands Chuck his drink)
Casey: Cosmo.
Ellie: Thank you, John. (To Chuck) He's so sweet.
Chuck: Like honey.
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(Bryce comes out of the shadows)
Bryce: Hello, Chuck.
Chuck: Sarah and Casey are right inside. One girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode.
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(Chuck is held hostage by the man from Fulcrum)
Bryce: You all right, Chuck?
Chuck: Does it look like I'm all right?
Bryce: I need to ask you something.
Chuck: Shoot. (To the guy holding him hostage) Not you please.
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Bryce: They want me to go after Fulcrum, on my own, off the radar.
Casey: Sounds like Heaven.
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Chuck: Seriously, that is not fair to not tell someone how much a bullet proof vest still hurts!
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Chuck: Isn't it someone else's turn to be the human shield?
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Casey: Stay down, Chuck. This is when the shooting starts.
Chuck: Right, right now?
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Casey: Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?
Bryce: No thanks, I'll talk.
Casey: Darn.
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Chuck: Hey! No guns at Thanksgiving!
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Sarah: Bryce, I have a gun. Do I need to use it?
Bryce: I'm unarmed and I'm sorry.
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Chuck: Uh, Sis, Morgan is bringing someone tonight.
Ellie: Like a real someone or an imaginary someone?
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(Chuck is loopy from tranquilizer drug)
Sarah: Chuck?
Chuck: Hey? Hey? Hey!
(Sarah moves away and is replaced in Chuck's view by Casey)
Chuck: Ahh! Not pretty! Ugly!
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Chuck: (interrogating) H-hey, Bryce, buddy. It's me, Chuck.
Bryce: You're not... what have you done with the real Chuck? (Chuck walks over to the window)
Chuck: I'd like to come out now, please!
Casey: Natural born interrogator.
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Chuck: I don't get it, Bryce, why'd you do it? Why'd you send me the intersect? Then why did you destroy it? And last step how the hell are you still alive?
Bryce: It's complicated
Chuck: Who saved you?
Bryce: They did.
Chuck: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
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Morgan: Sweetheart is that, um, tartar sauce?