Jeff: Wait. Why do we not care again?
Morgan: Because Employee of the Month is a scam. And working hard is for suckers. Think about it. So you're working, sales go up, share holders get richer, holders get rich - and we get what exactly?
Lester: He said something about a prize.
Morgan: Your face on a wall next to Moses Finkelstein? No, thank you. No. You know what? Keep your stupid stooge prize.
Jeff: So - we get nothing?
Morgan: Emmett's gonna get all the credit. He may even get a promotion. And then guess what? One day he's gonna be the boss.
Lester: Then what? Emmett turns the Buy More into a nightmare of pain and suffering.