a show-changer
9.5
"Superb"
Chuck cashes in on some belated Valentine's Day action, only to take the feel-good holiday and stomp it flat on its face. All in the name of dramedy of course. An agent buckled mentally while on a mission in the Valley and not, according to Casey, because he was in the Valley. The FBI wants Sarah and Chuck to inflitrate the surburb by posing as a married couple. Chuck first gets a little uncomfortable but then jumps on board when he views it as an opportunity to see what a future with Sarah Could be like. Chuck tells Ellie he and Sarah are "house-sitting" but Ellie sees it as a perfect opportunity for the 'couple' to grow stronger. At Buy More, Big Mike just broke up with his wife and now channeling his frustation into his job. Morgan and crew decide the best way to keep the slacker status quo is to set Big Mike up with someone else. Even Emmett jumps on board. Hilarious. Hilarious too is that Emmett even wears a toupee? to try and please his off-screen lover. Chuck and Sarah infiltrate the suburb and find that the neighbors are a bit too warm and cozy-cozy. They welcome their new neighbors with big-open arms. Straight out of a horror movie. Casey inflitrates as a cable repair guy. Chuck and Sarah have a neigborhood picnic so Chuck can flash on anyone, no help, where Chuck is sexually harrassed by a blonde woman (Jennie McCarthy) looking for satisfaction because her old-stuffy husband can't. Chuck veers away and meets a jolly man (Andy Richter), the leader of the neighborhood festivities. Casey finds a wire-tap in Chuck and Sarah's home and pinpoints it to Blondie's husband who is surprise, surprise, a Fulcrum agent. In order to find more answers, Chuck is going to have to take up Blondie's offer. Chuck looks to Sarah to not have him pimped out but no luck. The next morning, Sarah makes Chuck breakfast and Chuck gets to see Sarah not as battle-ready but more softer, more girlie. I still wouldn't mess around with Sarah though. Chuck knows their cover is a cover but he likes to pretend. Meanwhile, Morgan and crew's half-baked scheme starts as they enter Big Mike into a web matching site, fibbing along the way to find an attractive woman. Yeah, like that ever works. Back at the Valley, Chuck fumbles his way into seducing Blondie so he can find information but Blondie takes the sex-games a little too far by chaining Chuck to a bed and only leaving to get some drinks. Casey's advice for Chuck: break his own hand. Chuck reasonably refuses and yanks the keys with his feet. He finds a computer locked up, discovers the password, and overloads on what looks to be something close to the Intersect. Faint cue commences. Blondie's husband returns, Chuck finally flashes on new Intersect? and manages to escape to the public codemnation of the neighborhood. Sarah slaps Chuck in pretend anger so he can escape. Blondie reveals she is Fulcrum too when she and husband find that Chuck went to the computer as planned and survived in tact. They realize what an asset Chuck is. Chuck goes back to Buy More, where Big Mike asks Chuck's advice for dating, but Chuck tells him to do what he wants. Crews convinces him to lie. Chuck soon realizes a startling discovery: Blondie and husband aren't the only Fulcrum agents in the Valley. The whole Valley is Fulcrum. I wasn't expecting that. Jennie McCarthy was too easy since every role I've seen her in, she's playing a vixen, but the whole neighborhood? Does explain the creepy Stepford Wives-vibe. Surprised I didn't figure that out then. Even Andy Richter is Fulcrum and captures Casey. Sarah is captured shortly and Chuck comes to warn them, only to be captured too. Blondie, Richter, and agents strap Chuck into a chair. They want to experiment on him. The thing he flashed on? That was the Fulcrum version of the Intersect, detailing the agency's members and possible rivals. Chuck survived, something that wasn't supposed to happen, so Fulcrum decides to give Chuck full dosage. In a Clockwork Orange moment, Chuck is bombarded by the images, despite Sarah's pleas to stop. Remember how Casey said to break for Chuck to break his hand to escape? That's what he does to escape. Ouch. Chuck finishes the experiment, zoned out and zombified. Or at least that's what he leads Fulcrum to believe. Chuck survived all that and was mentally stable. Two things that shouldn't have happened. Chuck is one special man. He pretends to want to kill Sarah and shields her as Casey turns on the screen, killing all the agents who see it. At Buy More, Big Mike finally found a new love, amazingly. However, the slackers still have to work. Mike's date walks in and Mike informs her of the truth. His date admits a very shocking detail: she has a son that works at Buy More. A minute of who-could-it-be and in a shocking-in-a-brutal-way-it's-hilarious, it's Morgan's mom. His mom is sleeping with his boss and he still has to work hard. Wow. Chuck feels Valentine's isn't quite over and invites Sarah back to the Valley-house just to hang out and enjoy each other's company. Sarah finally tells him out that what they had at the Valley wasn't real and for her and Chuck, it can never happen, so Chuck should just stop trying. Poor Chuck. She shouldn't hurt him like that. Chuck walks away dejected and heartbreaken and no matter how many times it happens, it still stings. Ellie sees Chuck's disappointment and Chuck informs her that he and Sarah will always be just how they are now, no matter how much Ellie or he wants otherwise. And Chuck's okay with that. Not fine but okay. The FBI is seen dragging away the house items while Sarah holds on to her fake ring. It's a pivotal episode because the game has been changed. Chuck not only has the Intersect to deal with but Fulcrum's that will put his life in even greater jeopardy. No way is Fulcrum going to allow Chuck to walk around with their list in his head. The Fulcrum experiment proved that there is more going on with Chuck than previously realized, that something about him is special in order to withstand such an experiment and the Intersect. I have a theory now that Bryce didn't send Chuck the Intersect just because he trusted Chuck but because Bryce knows whatever is special about Chuck and knew Chuck would be the best one to plant the Intersect with. This holiday episode was better planned than the Thanksgiving episode and gave some liberty to the normally romantic holiday and gave plenty of surprises that will change the show around for weeks to come.