Chuck

(Lester is filming Morgan selling a TV to Harry Tang's wife) Lester: Knowledge is power! Jeff: My mom used to say knowledge is powder.

(Preparing for a double date with Ellie and Awesome) Sarah: Okay, last night we saw a movie. Chuck: What was my snack of choice? Sarah: Sprinkled Milk Duds over your popcorn. What was I wearing? Chuck: Blue top, little buttons. Sarah: Oh, you like that one? Chuck: I like all of them.

Chuck: Dude, this is weird, you're back from lunch on time. Morgan: Yeah, Big Mike's been working me to the bone, dude. He's got me on some extra assignment; says it's super-secret -- Chuck: Don't tell me, because if you tell me then it's not gonna be a secret. Morgan: He wants me to help Harry Tang's wife pick out a gift for their anniversary. Chuck: Well, that's great, I mean, he trusts you. Morgan: Nononono, dude, I don't have the time for this. I'm a very busy man-boy.

(Chuck watches Lou walking away) Morgan: Miiiiind cheater..... Saaaaaw you...

Reardon: Who's there? Chuck: The NSA, CIA and me! Which is a little tougher to explain...

Sarah: I am so sorry about all of this. Chuck: It's okay, it's okay. It's not ideal, but I've lived a pretty good life, you know? I mean, how many guys can say they landed a helicopter and saved the lives of innocent people? Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the United States military.

Sarah: (Breaking into hideout) I'll do it. Casey: No, I'll do it! Chuck: Who's better at it? Sarah: I am. Casey: She is. Damn truth serum!

Sarah: Here. Chuck: No. No, it's for Ellie. Sarah: No, I'm sorry. There's no debate. It has to be you. You're the Intersect. Chuck: I won't take it knowing that Ellie will die without it, that both of you have been poisoned, too. Casey: You're a good person, Chuck, and I respect that, but I got a job to do. So take it before I shove it down your throat! Chuck: Okay, okay. Fine, fine, I'll do it. Sarah: Thank you. Chuck: I'll pretend to agree to take it then run like hell to my sister's room and make her take it. Why did I just say that out loud? Sarah: It's the poison, it makes you tell the truth. Casey: You do that, I'll give chase, put a gun to your head, threaten to pull the trigger if you don't take it. Chuck: Would you really shoot me? Casey: No. Chuck: Yeah, don't waste a bullet. We're already dead. I'm saving my sister.

Chuck: You know, if I had a blog, this would be a really big day for me.

Sarah: Chuck is not wrong very often. Casey: But he is annoying all the time.

Casey: (While looking at a body in the morgue) Any flashes? Chuck: Good lord! That man is naked! Casey: Hmm. Looks like rigor mortis has set in, too.

Casey: (To villain, with gun drawn) I haven't killed anyone in a while, I'm feeling hungry.

Sarah: I think it's time we made love. Chuck: (Choking on his drink) Hot coffee!

Ellie: Words taste like peaches.

Ellie: (Bursting in on Chuck and Sarah, being induced by truth serum) When Chuck was little and anyone would ask what he wanted to be when he grew up, he'd say a big boy. How cute is that? He wanted to be a big boy! Chuck: Ellie, you're killing me here. Ellie: And I know he's a big boy, cause he's with a big girl. A big, big girl! Captain Awesome: Sorry, man. I tried to stop her. Chuck: Is she drunk? Ellie: Chuck, I have a confession. When you were ten, I told you a burglar stole your piggy bank, it was me. Having a New Kids fanny pack was really important to me. Ellie: (Later, to Casey) That shirt makes you look like Dennis the Menace's neighbor!

Chuck: (to Sarah) God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself. Casey: Thank you. Chuck: Oh yeah.