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(Carina agrees to a date with Morgan)
Jeff: She's too good for him!
Lester: She's too good for the store!
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Scooter: I'm sure whatever you lovebirds are discussing is a matter of national security, but the ketchup vat isn't just going to refill itself.
(Sarah pulls Scooter aside)
Sarah: Did you know that 55 percent of accidents occur in the kitchen? And I'm sure most of them are accidents.
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Carina: Sure you don't wanna come back to my hotel room?
Chuck: Um...as flattered and intimidated as I am by your proposition...why me?
Carina: Well, you're sort of cute-ish. But, um, the real reason is I love taking what Sarah wants.
Chuck: What? Me? No. Sarah-- Sarah doesn't want me.
Carina: Yeah, she probably doesn't even know it herself yet. But, um, I do.
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Carina: You carry the diamond; I'll act as intermediary. And listen, if we're still alive afterwards, how about we go back to my room?
Chuck: Kind of stuck back on the still alive part.
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Morgan: Hey, Chuck?
Chuck: Yes, Morgan?
Morgan: You know what? If our relationships don't work out... okay, 'cause we got each other, don't we?
Chuck: That's really, really sad.
Morgan: I know.
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Chuck: I need to ask you a favor, and feel free to say "no," and by that I mean say "no," but, uh, could you fix Morgan up with Carina? Make sure you really exaggerate "no" so they can lip read it. They're a little lame, but I think they can crack "no".
Sarah: You know, that is a great idea.
Chuck: No, it's not. "No" is the answer. You're supposed to say "no."
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Morgan: Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.
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Chuck: I just wish I knew something real about you. Can't you just tell me just one true thing? Just.. just one thing, like.. like where did you grow up? Or...or if that's too much, I get it. I get it if that's too much. Or what's your name? What's your real name?
(Sarah still sits quietly staring at Chuck)
Chuck: Middle name. What's your middle name? Can't you just tell me your middle name?
(pauses)
Chuck: I'm gonna go and get the napkins.
(Chuck walks away)
Sarah: (quietly) It's Lisa. My middle name is Lisa.
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Carina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi: his house, his party, his diamond. For now.
Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookiee over there?