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Fave CHUCK quotes/ best moments

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    herosquad625

    [1]Feb 16, 2008
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    Lester: The only reason we went into the buymore was to get your alcoholic ass another drink!

    Jeff: Not Cool it's a disease!

    Lester: Youre a disease! and youve diseased usall. Me, Chuck, this guy

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    Ambaryerno

    [2]Feb 16, 2008
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    It's hard to pick just one, so any snarky oneliner by Casey.
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    tynubz

    [3]Feb 17, 2008
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    ya, Casey is funny
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    yourallnoobs

    [4]Feb 18, 2008
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    WERE IS MY FISH BARTOWSKI!


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    Idbeolderifiwas

    [5]Feb 20, 2008
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    Here are a few of my faves...

    Chuck: I can't believe you bugged my room! That's terrible!
    Casey: No, terrible is having to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammer on for FOUR HOURS about what sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island!
    Chuck: It wasn't four hours... (Casey plays tape)
    Chuck: (On tape) Well I don't know, Morgan, I think roast beef would hold up better than the bologna...

    Casey: You want us to help? We could cut her power, smoke her out...
    Chuck: Oh, that's very romantic. Why not just club her over the head and drag her out by the foot?

    Casey: Where's the fish?
    Jeff: Fish? What fish?
    Casey: Okay we can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
    Jeff What's the hard way?
    Casey I use my foot!

    Awesome: Where's the ring Chuck? This is NOT awesome!

    Edited on 02/20/2008 7:53pm
    Edited 3 total times.
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    spiky_scribbler

    [6]Feb 25, 2008
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    Who're you rooting for, death?

    and

    It's ALIVE!!!

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    jorgesaldana

    [7]Feb 26, 2008
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    yourallnoobs wrote:

    WERE IS MY FISH BARTOWSKI!


    One of my favorites right there!

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    Cristy0010

    [8]Mar 1, 2008
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    This is my favorite quote.

    Chuck: You know, if we were really dating this would be the part where I'd be forced to kiss you goodnight.
    Sarah: Forced? Would it be so bad?
    Chuck: (smiles) I'm sure I could suffer through it.
    Sarah: Me too.

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    KnutsfordCity

    [9]Mar 4, 2008
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    any reference to the movie White Nights makes me crack up... It has always been my favorite movie, and I am FOREVER mocked for it!

    Here's another one...

    Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.
    Casey: [goes to check the bedroom] Excuse me...
    Morgan: Wow, buddy, that was um... really... dark.
    Captain Awesome: And specific.

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    FireWolf787

    [10]Apr 12, 2008
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    Chuck - you didnt offer to kill harry fo ana, did you?

    Casey - no, do you want me to?

    Chuck - no, just wondering...

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    DanDan29

    [11]Apr 14, 2008
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    Ones gotta be from the episode where Chuck and Casey are tied together and have to fight off some bad guys.

    *Casey swings around, causing Chuck to knock a guy out*

    Chuck: How do ya like me now, sucker?!

    Had me in stitches =P

    Edited on 04/14/2008 11:15am
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    nattybcute

    [12]Apr 14, 2008
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    Chuck: You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna, did you?
    Casey: No. Why? You want me to kill him?
    Chuck: No. No, just curious.

    Casey: You're looking for this?
    (gives Chuck his Stanford student ID)
    Chuck: You stole my ID?
    Casey: I borrowed it to reactivate it. Sorry I couldn't wipe the idiot grin off your face with photoshop.

    These are soooo funny!!!!!

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    lcusoccer22

    [13]Apr 14, 2008
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    nothing beats the chuck and sarah kiss
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    Ambaryerno

    [14]Apr 14, 2008
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    lcusoccer22 wrote:
    nothing beats the chuck and sarah kiss

    My favorite moment, between that and when Sarah and Chuck talk on the roof and Sarah ALMOST goes rogue to keep Chuck away from Longshore.

    I wish they hadn't spoiled it in the trailer for that ep, tho.

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    nicolasdes

    [15]Apr 19, 2008
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    It hard to choose, so here my 5 favorites quotes.

    -Captain Awesome (in his naked "Adam" costume): "Wanna see my snake?"
    -Chuck: "I don't want to see your snake."

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    Chuck: I wish i knew one true thing about you. Like where did you grow up? If that's too much i get it, i get it, if that's too much then what's your name? What's your real name?...Middle name? What's your middle name? Can't you just tell me your middle name? (Looking sad) I'm gonna go get us the napkins.
    Sarah: (Whispering) It's Lisa. My middle name is Lisa.

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    Chuck: What?! You give me crap about lighting some candles and you come in wearing that?!
    Sarah: What, this? Th-this is part of my cover!
    Chuck: Well it doesn't cover a thing.
    Sarah: And what if Ellie or Awesome were to walk in? This is exactly what a girlfriend would wear to seduce her boyfriend. I am just being professional.
    Chuck: Yeah... the world's oldest profession...

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    NSA General: I don't like the idea of this break up at all. What the hell happened?
    Casey: She got dumped.
    Sarah: We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.
    Casey: Yeah, because she got dumped.

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    Casey: You want to save the environment? Take a shower, Hippie.

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    FireWolf787

    [16]May 4, 2008
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    chuck is asking bryce why he sent him the intersect

    Chuck : Who saved you?

    Bryce : They did.

    Chuck : Did they? Could you be any more cryptic. Can I get a name, place anything?

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    xiko1

    [17]May 11, 2008
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    nicolasdes wrote:

    NSA General: I don't like the idea of this break up at all. What the hell happened?
    Casey: She got dumped.
    Sarah: We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.
    Casey: Yeah, because she got dumped.

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    Casey: You want to save the environment? Take a shower, Hippie.

    Loool, I'm lmao because of those two...My favorites

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    Cowak

    [18]Apr 27, 2009
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    Casey: I haven't killed anyone in awhile... I'm getting Hungry.
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    wedgeantilles54

    [19]Apr 27, 2009
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    i have a few
    the various chuck wait in the car moments

    The look on rorck's face when he sees casey and his team parachuting in through the skylight

    Casesy saying you rang after having killed all the fulcrum agents in the banquet hall
    and then casey and his team doing the wedding planning

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    bws3407

    [20]Apr 27, 2009
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    Anything having to do with Casey and his picture/shrine of Ronald Reagan.
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