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Fave CHUCK quotes/ best moments

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    voyager529

    [21]Apr 28, 2009
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    Lester: I was born ready!
    Jeff: I was born premature.

    Agent (to Casey): Sir, how do you spell begonia?
    Casey: Sound it out!
    Casey (to agent showing him fabric):No, no, no, no; that clashes with the bunting.

    Chuck: My name is Charles Carmichael. I'm a CIA agent, and this is my trap. I don't think you gentlemen recognize the gravity of the predicament you're in. Your call to the Buy More? Yeah, we traced that. Your compound is currently surrounded by 23 infantry troopers, 16 snipers, seven heavy gunners, four demolitions experts and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're outmatched and you're outgunned. Those pea-shooters you're holding might as well be sharp sticks and strong language....Of course you don't see anyone. What do you think we are, the FBI? The only thing you're going to see is a muzzle flash and an e-ticket straight to hell.

    But the single most memorable Chuck moment was the time when they found out that Jill was Fulcrum, and Sarah bursts in to Chuck's room. She has a look on her face that makes me believe that Sarah would have shot first and asked questions later while simultaneously bursting into tears. Yvonne is an amazing actress who I guarantee will have no trouble finding work when Chuck ends.

    Joey

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    segarion

    [22]Apr 28, 2009
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    PINEAPPLE!!!
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    birkoff1

    [23]Apr 28, 2009
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    Roan Montgomery: Perhaps I've moved to fast; have you had intercourse?
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    jkashuba

    [24]Apr 28, 2009
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    Chuck vs. the Truth

    Casey: I got it
    Sarah: I got it
    Chuck: well whose better at it?
    Sarah: I am
    Casey, she is... damn truth syrum!

    lol
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    Gotal_LCP

    [25]Apr 28, 2009
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    In the season finale Chuck: "Guys, I know kung-fu." Best quote ever )
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    calirose

    [26]Apr 28, 2009
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    Drawing from the season finale, I'd have to say either "I know kung fu" or the even better better line, "Chuck me." I think I repeated that last line like five times on my DVR!
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    ashleyOo

    [27]Apr 28, 2009
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    I have to say that after watching the "Chuck vs The Ring" season finale, that "Chuck me" would have to be the all-time best phrase.
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    unused_login

    [28]Apr 29, 2009
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    Two lines that always make me laugh:

    The Truth
    Chuck - "God, you're so pretty"

    The Beefcake
    Casey - "Impressive"

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    twanson2181

    [29]Apr 29, 2009
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    Casey : Chuck Me...

    and also

    Sarah (with a bewildered look on her face): Chuck?
    Chuck: Guys....I know Kung-Fu.
    Have seen that ending sequence at least 20 times since Monday! God I love this show!

    Edited on 04/30/2009 1:08am
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    Ambaryerno

    [30]Apr 29, 2009
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    FYI, "Chuck me!" came before the fight scene, when it was revealed Chuck re-uploaded the Intersect. Casey's line AFTER the fight scene was: "Uuuuuuuuuuh...."
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    syanehn

    [31]Apr 29, 2009
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    season finale when chuck goes"guys...i know kung fu" i really want to know where it will go

    and the scene when sarah says"chuck i thought i told you to stay in the car" and chuck says"it never safe in the car" the way he said it was just too funny

    scene where casey is about to cut his fueng shui tree thingy and general beckman calls and he cuts half of it off.

    scene when jeff hires "exotic lady dance" and when they walk in to lady gaga everyones face changes because there all ...exotic, chucks face is the most hilarious. jeff then says "my sister gave me a discount"

    and also that scene when big mike is eating that foot long...he made t look so good..haha

    and emmett to morgan saying "will you be my ass. man.?''

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    twanson2181

    [32]Apr 29, 2009
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    Ambaryerno wrote:
    FYI, "Chuck me!" came before the fight scene, when it was revealed Chuck re-uploaded the Intersect. Casey's line AFTER the fight scene was: "Uuuuuuuuuuh...."

    I know I meant to put a break there
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    MistahhBigShot

    [33]Apr 30, 2009
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    When Chuck saved Jill from prison again. She cut off her GPS and let her escape. I love Jill and I wish there was a way for them to turn Jill into one of the good guys.
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    dtimekeeper

    [34]Apr 30, 2009
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    "Chuck me." and the priceless, "Guys? I know Kung-fu..."
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    majuro

    [35]Jun 5, 2009
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    i specifically like S2E2 not just because of the passionate kiss between sarah and chuck but for these situations. lol

    Roan: we need to talk about protection.
    Chuck: I don't think it's going to get that far.
    Roan: i mean a gun.... why do you think she's known as the black widow?
    Chuck: she's african american and her husband died?
    Roan: she kills all her mates...

    Lester as asst. manager of Buy More.
    lester: charles, i'd like to have these nerd herd invoices logged into the computer by later today.
    chuck: uh, lester these are all from your jobs.
    lester: correct. and in your brief tenure as the asst. manager you should have had me deal with it. you didn't. now i have to clean up your mess. cmon bro. time for you to show me something.
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    garnetblack

    [36]Jun 7, 2009
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    "Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding?"
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    lemmelkorv

    [37]Jun 7, 2009
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    In chuck vs the delorean

    Jeff: if I could travel in time, I'd go to Lester's birth. I'd love to see the look on his face when he emerges from the vaginal canal.

    also in chuck vs the truth, when sarah shoots the villain in the leg

    casey: very unsportsmanlike... I like it!

    Edited on 06/07/2009 11:14pm
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    b_m_t

    [38]Jun 8, 2009
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    Chuck: I need you, to be awesome..can you..be awesome?

    Devon: You're a spy chuck?

    Chuck: Yeah, more or less

    Devon: Wow! This..is.....awesome

    Oh and the other moments i love are chuck and caseys kiss , chuck and sarahs kiss, and everything to do with Jeffster!

    Edited on 06/09/2009 1:56am
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    hot_babe101

    [39]Jun 9, 2009
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    Chuck: (to Sarah) God your pretty

    Chuck: (to Casey) Was your chin chiselled my by Michael Angelo himself

    ahah i love that i started cacking myself

    Jeff: Now i only violate myslef in the car and at home .. But never in the Nerd herder

    ahahah i love chuck

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    b_m_t

    [40]Jun 9, 2009
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    ^Lol, i love the compliment for casey although that thing with jeff is just disturbing in so many ways lol
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