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Fave CHUCK quotes/ best moments

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    tv_sensei

    [41]Jun 10, 2009
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    "guys... i know kung fu..." yeah!"

    andbecause of that they've got to have that season 3. WE WANNA SEE MORE KUNG FU!

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    drews01

    [42]Jun 11, 2009
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    I've just started watching this show - it's not that big in the UK - and I really dig it. EMpire magazine gave it a great rating but I never got round to seeing it until recently and I really dig it. Just finished the first season and starting watching the second.

    I dig the mixture of drama and comdey - plus the women are HOT!!!

    Rock on.

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    tv_sensei

    [43]Jun 12, 2009
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    season 1, epi 3: (inside buy more AV room)

    chuck: (looking at pictures of dead people) why are all these people sleeping?

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    mackymacaspac

    [44]Jun 12, 2009
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    b_m_t wrote:

    Chuck: I need you, to be awesome..can you..be awesome?

    Devon: You're a spy chuck?

    Chuck: Yeah, more or less

    Devon: Wow! This..is.....awesome



    Yep, this has got to be one of the most awesome moments on the show, so far. Just awesome!
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    AdnanPD

    [45]Jun 13, 2009
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    Cassey: You rang (in the last episode when Cassey drops on to the wedding with his troops and he says that to Chuck)
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    drdan2410

    [46]Jun 17, 2009
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    Best quote is easy.

    Chuck: [After beating up 4 armed men] Guys, I know Kung Fu...

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    Ambaryerno

    [47]Jun 17, 2009
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    drdan2410 wrote:

    Best quote is easy.

    Chuck: [After beating up 4 armed men] Guys, I know Kung Fu...

    It was 5.

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    drdan2410

    [48]Jun 17, 2009
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    Ambaryerno wrote:
    drdan2410 wrote:

    Best quote is easy.

    Chuck: [After beating up 4 armed men] Guys, I know Kung Fu...

    It was 5.



    My mistake.
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    MathMan33

    [49]Jun 17, 2009
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    6 of my faves, in ep order:

    "Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami":

    Casey: (handing Chuck a rose) Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?

    Chuck: Oh-hoh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines...her mother's communist affiliations?

    Casey: No, idiot, it's so you can get laid.

    Same episode:

    Chuck: Is it just me, or does our government want me never to have sex again?

    "Chuck Versus the Break-Up":

    Chuck: (after the Intersect update) I hate Bryce Larkin.

    "Chuck Versus the Cougars":

    Heather: I mean, why would a girl like me ever marry a dorky guy like him?

    Sarah: You'd be surprised!

    "Chuck Versus the Delorean":

    Chuck: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I'd like to report a stolen '81 Delorean. License plate is D-E-M-O-R-G-A-N. No, this is not a prank call.

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    MathMan33

    [50]Jun 17, 2009
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    Oops, forgot one:

    Chuck Versus the Suburbs:

    Morgan: (to Big Mike) You're banging my mom!?!

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    feraflower

    [51]Jun 17, 2009
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    Chuck vs. the Best Friend-Lester attempting a Sharon Stone-ish seduction.

    Jeffster!'s appearences-I'm torn over if I enjoy Africa better or Mr. Roboto. Classic stuff and in some ways, more enjoyable than the originals.

    Chuck explaining to Sarah the importance of Morgan's friendship.

    Chuck telling Sarah she always has a friend in him. AWWWW!

    Chuck getting sprayed by Bryce and telling druggedly marveling at Sarah and then when Casey looks at him, screams and calls him ugly.

    Chuck vs. the Sensei-Chuck deducing that underneath Casey's anger is even more anger and then helping Casey defeat his sensei by goading him, including telling Casey he knows Casey likes him.

    Chuck vs. the Dream Job-Lester and Jeff helping Chuck escaping the seminar mob.

    Jeff using the song Lose Yourself to convince Lester to audition for Ellie and Awesome.

    Almost everything from Chuck vs. the Best Friend, obviously.

    Chuck using Morgan to make Michael Clarke Duncan evil guy to believe that the mob was surrounding.

    Chuck vs. the Undercover Lover-Chuck calling Casey sugar-bear.

    Chuck destroying Casey's car by missile.

    Casey dancing to UM Bop by Hanson.

    Chuck vs. the First Kill-Chuck accidently killing two people. Chuck uses "the Morgan" to trip a guy, making him fall the window and Chuck tries to help him up, the guy asking he doesn't want the guy to fall?, and Chuck's response.

    Chuck trying to sneak in the window and attack and winds up breaking his leg.

    Chuck vs. the Delorean-The shiek hijacking Morgan's vintage Delorean and then having to call it in and explain that a Delorean was stolen. Chuck attempting a very bad German accent.

    Chuck vs. the Wedding-Ted Roarke backtracking after forgetting the villainous threat.

    Almost every Chuck-Sarah moment.

    Casey saving Chuck from falling, Chuck extremely happy, and Casey attempting to brush it off.

    Chuck vs. the Sensei-Casey quietly thanking Chuck for his help in defeating his sensei and Chuck hovering to try and force him to resay the words.

    At Awesome's bachelor party, having a strip dance to Lovegame. Awesome trying to confront Casey over the fact that Awesome believes Casey is a stalker. Jeff appreciating Casey's "stalker" moves.

    Casey throwing a microwave at a villain.

    As you can see, there's way too many favorite moments, so I'll just leave it here.

    Edited on 06/17/2009 4:26pm
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    Ambaryerno

    [52]Jun 17, 2009
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    I got a kick of Chuck walking into the house in Suburbs and seeing all the fake pictures of he and Sarah together, then focusing on the one with the Golden Retriever and all the sudden the dog runs past him, lol!
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    pinkishjoy

    [53]Jun 19, 2009
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    Definitely when Casey hits the high-C note!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO!!!!

    All of the Casey moments are awesome!
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    Souliest

    [54]Jul 13, 2009
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    Here are a few of my faves:


    Chuck Vs. the First Date
    Chuck: Meet Sarah and Casey - they're here to protect me. That's Sarah, she works for the CIA. Believe me... I know... That's Casey, he works for the NSA. He's not as pretty.

    Casey: Let the geek go.
    Sarah: Wait! Not out the window!
    Casey: Aren't we picky.


    Chuck Vs. Tom Sawyer
    Ellie: Hey, where were you last night? We heard you come stumping in at like 4 in the morning.
    Chuck:Yeah, oh yeah, it was a crazy night. Morgan and I stole a car and then we drove around, shaking down liquor stores and smacking around hookers. Relax, it's a video game.

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    xanderodell

    [55]Jul 17, 2009
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    during Season 1, Episode 12 - VS The Undercover Lover. after casey tells Chuck about where he met Ilsa in the buy more.

    CASEY: I met her in a flower market, in Rome. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

    CHUCK: I knew it... IT'S ALIVE!!!

    and...

    Season 2, Episode 2 - VS The Seduction

    CHUCK: You've passed up an evening with the greatest lover you'll ever know. A man trained in the art of seduction, a man who has traveled the world sampling women of every different culture and creed. So I will offer one final time before boarding my jet and heading off to an undisclosed rendezvous of which I am already late, can I buy you a club soda!?

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    staind47

    [56]Aug 8, 2009
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    Chuck VS The Suburbs

    Jenny McCarthy (opening the door) - You came quickly.

    Chuck - Charles Charmichael always comes quickly.

    The look on his face after he says that is hilarious. Love this show.
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    seriesguy3998

    [57]Aug 14, 2009
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    Chuck: Jill, you're under arrest... and I'm breaking up with you.
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    Visahi

    [58]Oct 28, 2009
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    i like jeff & lester quotes there's almost one in every episode.
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    radrocker2793

    [59]Oct 28, 2009
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    The best quote is when chuck sends a text to Sarah after they got locker in the castle:

    "Release the Casey..."

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    bloggroll

    [60]Nov 4, 2009
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    My favorite scene, that made me laugh the most was when Jeff ate the urinal cake...funniest scene ever...it makes me laugh every time i think about it.
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