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    knicks0320

    [81]Feb 4, 2010
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    pr0teu5 wrote:


    "It's just that I had a Bryto(I have no idea what that is,but some food that leave a bad scent?),and I'm try to be respectful"

    Ron:"Well,I admiring your chevaliery,IF you can kiss her now, what make you think you can kiss Sasha Banacheck,when the entire


    Dude, BURRITO, wadyu mean you dont know what that is?
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    pr0teu5

    [82]Feb 6, 2010
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    knicks0320 wrote:

    Dude, BURRITO, wadyu mean you dont know what that is?[/QUOTE]

    That was it ^^ Thanks. And yes,I never know what it is befor this. Can't really "google" something if I have no idea how to type the name. Thx for the info.

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    knicks0320

    [83]Feb 6, 2010
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    pr0teu5 wrote:

    knicks0320 wrote:

    Dude, BURRITO, wadyu mean you dont know what that is?

    That was it ^^ Thanks. And yes,I never know what it is befor this. Can't really "google" something if I have no idea how to type the name. Thx for the info.

    [/QUOTE]
    You've really never heard of a burrito? You must not be from the US right?
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    iLOVEnathanx3

    [84]Feb 15, 2010
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    I was watching Chuck vs. the Break Up today. It's the episode where Lester asks Morgan to kick out the big guys playing the football game in the back room. So he and Chuck are talking about it:

    Chuck: Buddy, what've I told you about direct confrontation with the Mighty Jocks, especially Mitt?
    Morgan: Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.

    That cracked me up. I love how they go to Casey for that kind of stuff. Like when Morgan needs help because the Buy More employees don't respect him as assistant manager and he goes to Casey for help. Oh, I love Casey. Haha.
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    Sora529

    [85]Feb 16, 2010
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    My favorite Chuck/Sarah moment:

    Sarah: I'm sorry Chuck, I should have been more sensitive about Morgan. It's just, I don't really have anyone in my life that cares about me that much.

    Chuck: Yes, you do.

    Overall favorite moment though? I have a couple that I just can't pick between.

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    Very first episode:

    Sarah: I just got out of a bad relationship with uh... Bruce, so I may have some serious baggage to bring with me.

    Chuck: Well maybe I can be your own personal baggage handler.

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    Shaw: Did Walker and Bartowski turn off their mics?

    Casey: No I did. Those two gab like little schoolgirls when they're on a mission, murder on the ears.

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    Sarah: I'm sorry, but we have to talk about this. You think that you're going to win me over with your cheesy come-ons? Please, it's very unproffesional.

    Shaw: Sorry, Agent Walker, you're right. I should probably apologize to Major Casey, too.

    Casey (walks in): Ahh, black and bitter. Just the way I like it.

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    Chuck: What are you doing?

    Sarah: I can't believe I have to work my wiener shift! If I take one more day off I'll get fired.

    Casey (moves rear-view mirror): Eyes up front, soldier.

    Chuck: What? I was... You know... I was looking... What?

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    Awesome (grabs Casey's arm): Wow, nice and firm, John. Do you work out?

    Casey: Work keeps me in shape.

    Awesome: How good of a workout can you possibly get at a Buy More? You know what we should do? Whitewater rafting. Two solid days of just two dudes and a raft in the most dangerous environment on Earth.

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    Chuck: And I'm thankful that my old nemesis Bryce Larkin is dead and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.

    Morgan: Wow buddy that was um... dark.

    Awesome: And specific.

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    knicks0320

    [86]Feb 16, 2010
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    I love this part

    Chuck Versus the Beefcake [2.15]
    Chuck: Ooh! Ugh! Oh my God! This is unbearable! My back is killing me, my wrists are chafing!
    Cole: This is going to get ugly. What level is his pain tolorance?
    Sarah: I'd say about 1 out of 10.
    Chuck: What? A one? I'd say I'm at least an 8.
    Sarah: Chuck, the torture hasn't even started yet.
    Chuck: This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay, put me down for a 1.
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    linusiuppsala

    [87]Feb 19, 2010
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    Guys.... I know Kung-Fu!
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    NickBurnside

    [88]Feb 21, 2010
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    Chuck: If the hotel rooms-a-rockin...we're probably having sex
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    Sianx

    [89]Feb 27, 2010
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    Ah "Chuck me!" or "Let me die with dignity!!!" Casey is the quote god.
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    mafiaboi89

    [90]Mar 2, 2010
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    I don't understand what all the fuss is about with the "Guys I know kung-fu!" but oh well.



    Chuck vs. the Truth


    (After chuck knocks on the door) Bad guy: Who is this? Chuck: The NSA the CIA and me ... who's a little harder to explain!


    Chuck: (to Sarah) God you're so pretty!


    (to Casey) Casey your jaw was chiseled by Michaelangelo himself! Casey: ... Thanks



    Chuck vs. the Imported Hard Salami


    Morgan: Miiiiincheater! Saw you!



    Morgan: You already have hair to chew on!



    Chuck vs. the Tango


    Casey: [about Chuck's first mission] You'll be fine, assuming you know how to tango.
    Chuck: Are you serious?
    Casey: Oh, I wouldn't joke about your life.



    Awesome: When I was in Costa Rica (don't remember if it was CR or another) I used tango all nights to get into senioritas' pantalunes!



    Thats it for now. I'll post if I remember more

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    Savvytvfan91

    [91]Jun 12, 2010
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    Chuck: If the hotel room is rocking, we're probably having sex.


    Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
    Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
    Captain Awesome: And specific!


    Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
    Casey: Thank you



    Anything basically from Chuck, Casey and Captain Awesome. And...


    "Pineapple!"

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    tonlaij

    [92]Jun 13, 2010
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    Chuck: What?! You give me crap about lighting some candles and you come in wearing that?! Sarah: What, this? Th-this is part of my cover! Chuck: Well it doesn't cover a thing. Sarah: And what if Ellie or Awesome were to walk in? This is exactly what a girlfriend would wear to seduce her boyfriend. I am just being professional. Chuck: Yeah... the world's oldest profession...


    NSA General: I don't like the idea of this break up at all. What the hell happened? Casey: She got dumped. Sarah: We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me. Casey: Yeah, because she got dumped.


    Chuck VS undercover lover.


    Chuck: He is alive


    Chuck vs the other Guy


    Chuck: Sarah I don't know Sarah: Shut up and kiss me. My favorite


    Chuck vs the role Models


    Chuck: Haven´t you heard of the Bartowki rule no fire arms in my apartament.


    Sarah: No if you wanna live with a Spy.


    Chuck: You actually listen to me


    Sarah: I can´t really can´t believe I did.

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    TeVaerua

    [93]Jun 14, 2010
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    Sora529 wrote:

    Shaw: Did Walker and Bartowski turn off their mics?

    Casey: No I did. Those two gab like little schoolgirls when they're on a mission, murder on the ears.



    hahaha i love this one!

    Savvytvfan91 wrote:

    Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
    Casey: Thank you



    Anything basically from Chuck, Casey and Captain Awesome. And...


    "Pineapple!"



    and this one too..."by michaelangelo himself" lol chuck ur so funny.

    PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!
    i dont think i'll ever think of pineapples the same way again.
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    Genesistt

    [94]Jun 25, 2010
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    Casey: Chuck me!
    Sarah: Chuck?
    Chuck: Guys... I know Kung Fu!
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    Genesistt

    [95]Jun 25, 2010
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    PINEAPPLE!!! hehehe! I will never look at a pineapple the same way ever again. *mental image of Morgan jumping the counter*
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    Chuckster18

    [96]Jul 14, 2010
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    Genesistt wrote:
    PINEAPPLE!!! hehehe! I will never look at a pineapple the same way ever again. *mental image of Morgan jumping the counter*

    Haha, well that made me laugh..
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    enricbr9

    [97]Jul 15, 2010
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    I didn't see that for my surprise, but I love that one in the S3 finale -excuse me is not what Chuck exactly said-:



    On behalf of CIA, NSA...and BUY MORE you are under arrest...MUAHAHA!!!




    That was epic moment!

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    enomo67

    [98]Aug 1, 2010
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    As has already been said, I love the "Unleash the Casey!" text message from Chuck and also the moment when Awesome's dad says, "Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding?" The latter just may be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.


    I also love:


    Jack Burton: (To Casey) Cop-face, you are going to use the gift god gave you, your cop face.


    and


    Big Mike: Sweet Lord, they did it. They actually did it. Those crazy nerds blew up the freakin' Buy More!

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    enomo67

    [99]Aug 11, 2010
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    I have two others that I thought of: In "Chuck Versus the Beard," I love the scene where Morgan is walking down the hallway of Castle for the first time and he runs into the wall and lets out a squeaky "ow." Also I love Shaw's and Chuck's respective "mwa ha has." Although Shaw's is more like "moo ha ha."

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    ZacharyDecent

    [100]Mar 19, 2012
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    When Chuck finally got the intersect back in the last episode of Season 5, I was waiting for the Kong Fu line the whole time. I really thought Quinn would wind up pointing a gun at Chuck, who'd say something like


    Chuck: "I'd put that down if I were you"


    Quinn:"Oh really, and what do you know?"


    Chuck:"Me...? I know kung fu"



    and then take him out with a roundhouse kick. Ahh man, I miss it so much!

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