CI5: The New Professionals Season 1 Episode 10

Chris: We're doing Mardis Gras.
Spencer: Mardis Gras?
Chris: Yep, getting away from Malone.
Spencer: And you want me to tell him.
Chris: Yeah, it's your job.
Spencer: Thanks a lot!

The Minister: So you want me to find out if we have such a weapon.
Malone: Well, let me put it this way, Minister. If we don't have such a weapon, then either we have come face-to-face with a brand new enemy or the aliens really have landed!

Sam: Look, tell Malone we need a weekend off. Tell me we've got malaria, tell him…
Malone: All you need to tell him is when you are in Wilmington! There are numerous flights out of Texas, be on the next one!

Chris: Sam, is it the job that made you into a cynic or is it written into your DNA?

Spider: You don't have to buy me a beer, but I'd appreciate it.
Sam: You're right. I don't have to buy you a beer and I'm glad you appreciate it!

Chris: Can we get something clear here, Sam? I'm not a new age freak, I never heard of nineads, and I don't believe in astrology. But something came out of the sky tonight and it wasn't a bird with indigestion!