Class of the Titans Season 1 Episode 23

Archie: (to a now evil Melampus) I didn't know a split personality was one of your talents!

(Cronus unknowingly taunts the birds into flying after him with Neil's mirror. Goes to leave through his vortex but the birds fly in with him)

Atlanta: Well, that was lucky.

Neil: No kidding, I thought I lost this mirror forever!

Atlanta: Ugh, not that, I mean the whole birds... and the vortex...
UGH forget it! (muttering) Birdbrain!

Odie: Neil!

Neil: Odie! Is that you?

Odie: Yeah!

Neil: (comes out of hiding and shows his hand) Look! I broke a nail!

Odie: Worse things have happened, Neil! (notices his teammates are in trouble) Worse things ARE happening!

Atlanta: I'm surprised Neil hasn't irritated those things to death yet.

(Neil crawls over the side of the nest)
Neil: I know it's hard, but I think it's time I left the nest!
(falls from the side of the nest onto a large branch with his legs on either side of it)

(Odie lets go of the rope and blows his sore hands)

Odie: Ow, ow, OW!

Archie: (smirking): You're not supposed to hold the rope that tight.

Odie: When there's that much nothing below me, I'm holding onto the rope!

(Stymphalian bird returns to the nest)
Neil: Hey, where's my mirror!?

Neil: You don't want to eat me, look at me! I'm skin and bone! There's more meat on a chicken's forehead!

Melampus: I don't know how much you kids know about Greek Mythology...

Archie: Uhhh... a little bit...

Atlanta: Just what they teach us in school...

Herry: Yeah, not much really... (all smile)

Neil: Couldn't you have built your nest on the ground like a duck or a platypus!? Well, I have friends in high places too! (Grabs PMR and attempts to call someone from the team but the bird knocks it out of his hand) Um, could you get that? It might be important.

Neil: Put me down! (Stymphalian bird drops Neil in the nest) Gently! Put me down gently!

Herry: Jay, Odie, Theresa!

Jay: Herry, what's up?

Herry: You guys have to come here, quick! It's like a circus down here!

Odie: Duh, what did you expect?

Herry: That's not what I meant--- Neil's been kidnapped!

Gary: I take that back, calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!

Persephone: Thank-you, Gary.

Gary: No, thank-you. I enjoy having my mind invaded, maybe next time you can dress me up in dolls clothes!

Neil: Where's the dancing elephants, the lion tamers? Grrrr-rowl! (Tiger growls and attempts to claw at Neil)

Melampus: Careful, she doesn't like being teased!

Neil: I think she likes me, don't you kitty? (Tiger growls)

Atlanta: Do you guys want to come to the circus with us?

Herry: Circus?

Archie: It's called "The Circus of the Impossible!"

Neil: (signature laugh) Sounds like our life!

(Herry and Jay are playing fooseball and Herry scores)
Herry: GOAL! (takes off shirt and swings it around) WOO!

Odie: And the weiner is...

Persephone: Just focus.

Gary: Yeah, don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on it's own.

(Gary the imp is released from a bottle by Persephone for Theresa's lesson)
Gary: A lesson? What do I look like, a guinea pig!?

Theresa: (sarcastic) Maybe a boiled guinea pig.

Herry:(to Theresa) So you can, like, control animals now?

Theresa: Just dumb ones.
Archie: Uh-oh, then you better watch yourself, Herry.
(Others *minus Herry* laugh)

Atlanta: Do you guys want to come with us to the circus?
Jay: I'll wait for Theresa.
Herry: Sure!
Neil: Unless we'd be intruding on your... date...
[Atlanta and Archie look at each other awkwardly]
Archie: No!
Atlanta: It's not a date.

Jay: ...Odie put your shirt back on.

(The four go out the door for the circus)
Odie: Odie, why don't you come along? (he impersonates sarcastically) No thank you, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING!! (yells at the already gone teammates)