Hera: I'm too old for this nonsense!
Person: She is feeding! She killed my sheep! One for each night the statue went missing! (points to sheep)
Neil and Odie: Ewwwwww!
Neil: (very slowly) EXCUSE ME. BUT DO-YOU-KNOW-WHERE-I-CAN-FIND-SYBARIS FOUNTAIN? YOU KNOW... FOUNTAIN? (Makes fountain noises)
Foreign man: Uhhh...right there.
Neil: (Terrible accent) Merci, Gracias, Danka.
Neil: Keep it up guys, there's only 7 hours left until sunrise and then these guys are toast--- burnt toast! (signature laugh)
Neil: Oh, you don't like bright light do you?
Sybaris: I will feed on you soon enough.
Neil: Yeah, well, we'll be waiting! Well I think our work here is done.
Atlanta: Yeah I think we just met Sybaris
Neil: You mean defeated Sybaris? I don't think she'll be coming back
Jay: I wouldn't count on that.
Hermes: Ick, now where'd that get to.
Hera: Hmm it's awfully quiet around here today
Hermes: Refreshing isn't it? Actually I sent the kids to investigate a missing statue, you remember the one, Sybaris.
Hera: Sybaris? (Hera leaves)
Hermes: (finds what he was looking for) Hmm, ah there it is. PHEW! Best before 380 B.C, that explains it.
Herry: Hey guys! Sorry I slept in!
Man: She lives! She lives!
(Herry saves girl from getting run over)
Thalia: I'm sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going. Thank you, you saved my life!
Herry: I wouldn't go that far, I'm just glad you're alright.
Cronus: So, how do you feel?
Sybaris: I hunger...
Cronus: Perhaps revenge would quench your hunger.
Sybaris: There is only one I wish revenge on... Hera...
Herry: From now on, I'm swearing off beautiful foreign girls. (sees a beautiful girl near the Sybaris fountain) Uh, make that, beautiful foreign vampire girls.
Theresa: Whoa, that was close.
Odie: What happened!?
Neil: It must be sun up--- we did it!
Atlanta: I think we just dodged a bullet.
Odie: (shoots water) Uh-oh! Neil, I'm empty!
Neil: Me too!
Archie: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up!
(Odie attempts to save Theresa)
Odie: Come on, come on!
Neil: Take the safety off! (pulls plastic off the end of the water pistol)
Odie: Safety, of course...
Atlanta: Archie, play possum!
Atlanta: Make it look like you're letting your guard down!
Archie: Oh, right. (Archie lowers his hephaestus whip and vampire flies at him) Hurry up...!(Atlanta shoots and burns off the top of Archie's hair unknowingly)
Atlanta: Undead... dead! Heck, I'm starting to get the hang of this!(Archie glares at her, showing his hair) Oh... hehe...
Odie: What is that?!
Neil: Holy water! Here--- (gives Odie small water pistol) Have you ever fired one of these babies?
Odie: ... it's a water pistol. I think I can manage.
Neil: Good... lock and load, baby!
Odie: ... lock and load?
Archie: What are they!?
Atlanta: Vampire... ghosts!?
Theresa: I sense something, terrible!
Neil: How can you sense anything with all that screaming!?
Neil: Here, wear this! It'll ward off vampires--- trust me, I've seen every vampire movie ever made, this stuff's the real deal! (hands Odie some garlic)
Odie: Great! Where'd you get it?
Neil: Took it from that dead sheep over there.
Odie: Ugh... (sarcastically) Great... (heres screaming and puts the garlic on around his neck)
Neil: (gives Odie the thumbs up sign) Lookin' good!
Neil: Okay, we're going to need some crosses, some wooden stakes, and more garlic! (everyone stares at Neil)
Hera: Wait a minute---- where's Herry?
Atlanta: Oh, he ditched us for a date with some local chick, while we're hunting a vampire snake chick in a manure field.
Herry: Okay, a cemetary... these foreign girls sure know how to set the mood.
Archie: Where'd you get to?
Neil: I was busy putting these on the sheep (indicates garlic around his neck; everyone excluding Neil laughs) What? Everyone knows vampires are repulsed garlic.
(Neil walks out of the hotel *aka hostel* without his shoes)
Odie: You, uh, forget something?
Neil: Duh, we're visitors here, how 'bout a little respect for this country's customs?
Odie: You're right, and the next time we're in JAPAN we should honour that tradition.
Herry: What just happened?
Jay: I think you just impressed her!
(After he manages to kill several of the small vampires.)
Neil: I think I've finally found my calling!
Atlanta: Herry gets to go on a date while we sit here in a field full of sheep manure! This blows the romantic image I had of seeing the mediterranean.
Odie: Our little Herry's all grown up. (wipes fake tears)
A girl with black-blue hair is there in the Mediterranean. She is the same girl the goes to their high school and was hypnotized by Pan. Also, a boy with a baseball cap, a tee shirt, a backpack, and yellow jogging pants was there. These two have been spotted in many other episodes as well.
By the foothills of Parnassos, towards the south, there is a mountain called Kriphis, lying near Krisa. Inside it there is to this day a huge cave in which lived a great and prodigious beast. Some called it Lamia, though others called it Sybaris.
Every day this monster would issue forth, snatching flocks in the fields, as well as people. The inhabitants of Delphoi had for some time been considering emigration and they asked the oracle to what land they should emigrate. The god told them that they would be delivered from this menace if they remained and were willing to abandon by the cave a youth chosen from the citizens.
They did as the god told them. By lot Alkyoneus, son of Diomos and Meganira, was chosen. Only son of his father, he possessed beauty in both appearance and the nature of his character. The priests crowned Alkyoneus and led him towards the cave of Sybaris. By divine inspiration, Eurybaros son of Euphemos, a descendant of the River Axios, a young man but brave, happened to be coming from Kouretis and encountered the youth as he was being led forward. Stricken by love for him, and asking why they were so proceeding, he thought it dreadful not to defend him to the utmost and just allow the youth to perish wretchedly. Tearing off the chaplets from Alkyoneus, he placed them on his own head and gave orders that he himself should be led forward instead of the youth.
As soon as the priests had led him up to the cavern, he ran in and hauled out Sybaris from her lair, carrying her into the open and hurling her from the crags. Tumbling down, she struck her head against the footings of Krisa. Because of this wound she faded from sight. From that rock sprang a fountain and the locals call it Sybaris. And the Lokrians founded a city in Italia, called Sybaris after her
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