Dante: Wow. A new Pet Store. Wanna go check out the monkey?
Randal: I guess we should if we're gonna kill it.
Dante: What? Kill a monkey? Are you mad?
Randal: Man, didn't you see Outbreak? One monkey almost wiped out an entire town and Kevin Spacey with the deadly Motaba Virus.
Dante: Um, that was a movie. This is real life.
Randal: We said the same thing about Jaws when we were kids.
Dante: Because you refused to sit on the toilet.
Randal: Sharks swim in water. There's water in the toilet. I rest my case.
Dante: Sharks only swim in salt water.
Randal: I have salt water in my toilet.
Dante: You're so naive.