Randal: State your name and latest film.
George Lucas: Uh, George Lucas, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
Randal: And do you think Phantom Menace is as good a movie as Empire?
George Lucas: Well, certainly. I, uh, think it's the best movie I've made yet.
Randal: Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars, Obi-Wan tells Luke that when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
George Lucas: Uh well, my . . . my kids thought . . .
Randal: And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trained him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains Obi-Wan?
George Lucas: Um, well, the power of myth . . .
Randal: Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie?! That you wrote it over a weekend, but kept tellin' people it was done for years?!
Lawyer: Objection, your honor! The pod race was pretty cool.