Episode # 5 starts at Dante and Randal's 10 year high school reunion, Dante shows up acting like he was really popular in school. He seemed to have remembered his position as the baseball team's manager as more memorable and important then the rest of the baseball teams players. While leaving Dante to sulk about nobody remembering him we find Randal putting the moves on a woman and almost sealing the deal.
Unfortunately, (or maybe fortunately) for the woman, the abandoned room Randal chooses has A "Pharoah" video game that soon captures Randal's attention.
Randal: They used to call me "Sexy Randal the Phharoa Wizard".
Girl: No they didn't.
Randal then becomes very excited when he realizes he has the ability to turn straight women into lesbians overnight.
Randal: So you're saying that after me, no other man would do?
Dirty Debbie: That's one way of putting it.
Dante, determined to be remembered for something related to baseball, signs up to coach a baseball team. When he arrives, he realizes that the team is filled with losers. The team is horrible losing all of their games until Dante discovers that Jay is still, technically, in the fourth grade.
Anthony: Coach Dante? We're the worst team ever.
Dante: Yes we are, Anthony. Yes we are.
Dante, (with the help of Jay) turns his team to victory.
Randal, due to his awesome "Phharoa" skills, ends up working a job moving objects that he hates.