Dante: I think I hate her.
Randal: You know what I hate? Soccer. Hockey is so much better.
Dante: What does that have to with Caitlin?
Randal: Everything. Like it's so stupid how they use nets in soccer.
Dante: Hockey uses nets.
Randal: Yeah but in soccer, the object is to get the ball past a goalie. That's so dumb.
Dante: There are goalies in hockey too.
Randal: Dude, Caitlin's cheatin' on you.