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ABC (ended 2000)

Favorite Quotes

  • Avatar of berserker37

    berserker37

    [1]Aug 22, 2006
    • member since: 06/04/06
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 106

    Randal: Is this a gay thing?

    Leonardo: No.

    Randal: Are you sure?

    Leonardo: Yyyyyyyes...

    AND

    Leonardo:  ...... With names like Dante and Handal.

    Randal: RANDAL!!!

    AND

    All the quotes from the segment where they have "sure seen their share of celebrities"

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  • Avatar of GunstarBlue7

    GunstarBlue7

    [2]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 11/01/05
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 9

    One is in my signature when they try walking up a buidling when they are not, and here's the other ones I seem to like.

    Dante: These kids can hurt themselves with these things!

    Jay: Hurt themselves? Heck, they can blow they're hands off!

    &

    Randal:...There. The MAZE OF DEATH.

    Dante: What!? What about that one?

    *Dante pointed at a regular door*

    Randal: That could be anything! I say we should go with the maze thing.

    Dante: The MAZE OF DEATH!?

    Randal: Yup.

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  • Avatar of rapturerogue

    rapturerogue

    [3]Feb 5, 2007
    • member since: 07/18/05
    • level: 45
    • rank: Swizzle-Bird
    • posts: 530

    Dante: Oh, no--the kid in the helmet!

    Leonardo Leonardo: Yes...look at him!

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  • Avatar of ssimonds1

    ssimonds1

    [4]Dec 30, 2008
    • member since: 04/10/07
    • level: 24
    • rank: Golden Girl
    • posts: 574
    Dante: Remeber the last time we got locked in the cooler?
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  • Avatar of AlexKrycec

    AlexKrycec

    [5]Feb 18, 2009
    • member since: 07/11/05
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 332
    oh my god! bear is driving. how can that be?
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