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Randal: Is this a gay thing?

Leonardo: No.

Randal: Are you sure?

Leonardo: Yyyyyyyes...

AND

Leonardo:  ...... With names like Dante and Handal.

Randal: RANDAL!!!

AND

All the quotes from the segment where they have "sure seen their share of celebrities"

One is in my signature when they try walking up a buidling when they are not, and here's the other ones I seem to like.

Dante: These kids can hurt themselves with these things!

Jay: Hurt themselves? Heck, they can blow they're hands off!

&

Randal:...There. The MAZE OF DEATH.

Dante: What!? What about that one?

*Dante pointed at a regular door*

Randal: That could be anything! I say we should go with the maze thing.

Dante: The MAZE OF DEATH!?

Randal: Yup.

Dante: Oh, no--the kid in the helmet!

Leonardo Leonardo: Yes...look at him!