The problems with the play in "Clifford and the Beanstalk" could have been prevented if the class had held a dress rehearsal, which is standard practice for such plays.
It seems rather unbelievable that Jetta managed to snag the role of Jane in the auditions for the "Jane and the Beanstalk" play, considering that she apparently didn't really know any of the lines.
T-Bone: I think he likes it, Cleo.
Cleo: His tail sure seems happy.
Cleo: What's going on down there?! What are they doing to him?!
T-Bone: (calmly) Gee, Cleo. Maybe they're just stopping his itch.
Cleo: Poor Clifford. Down at the vet's office. All alone.
T-Bone: He's not alone. He's with Emily! And Emily would never let anyone hurt Clifford!
Emily Elizabeth: Clifford!
Mr. Howard: Please stop scratching. You're causing a tidal wave.
Cleo: What's with the itching, big guy?
Clifford: Sorry, but I have this itchy patch and I just can't stop scratching.
Ms. Lee: He's using that tree to scratch a very big itch.
Samuel: What other kind of itch would Clifford have?
Emily Elizabeth: I think the real star of the play was Clifford, the big, red beanstalk.
Ms. Carrington: Okay, is everyone where what they're supposed to be and wearing what they're supposed to be?
Students: Huh? Huh? Huh?
Jetta: I'll learn my lines in time for the play. I promise.
Ms. Carrington: Uh, Jetta. What are you doing?
Jetta: Well, when you're lead in a play, Ms. Carrington, you have to know how to bow, so I'm practicing my bowing.
Ms. Carrington: Shouldn't you be practicing your lines?
Emily Elizabeth: I didn't get the part of Jane. Jetta did. Ms. Carrington said she has a "natural flair for drama."
Charley: It's only pretend, Clifford. And your'e supposed to be mean, remember?
Clifford: (growls weakly)
Mr. Howard: No, Clifford! Don't... worry about landing in my pile of leaves.
"An Itchy Patch" also appears in online listings as "Itchy Patch."
Haunani Minn voices both Dr. Dihn and Ms. Lee in "An Itchy Patch," but it is credited for Dr. Dihn only.
Barry Hawkins is credited as Baz Hawkins and Haunani Minn is credited as Haunami Minn.
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