Scudworth: Tell me your likes and dislikes.
Joan: Well, I dislike being tied to a chair.
Scudworth: Good, I'll use a big font, double up the margins, and I'll be home in time for Jay Leeno.
Joan: Heh, you would like Leno.
Scudworth: How dare you insult that big chined every man with his various african american bandleaders!