David Stringer: Doc, fancy a drink? We can have a chat about research and United Agriculture.
Professor Plum: Why? You've already made up your mind.
David Stringer: Oh, sure. I've got an expert who'll say you recommended an unsafe product. 'Mad Prof Kills Thirty Thousand'. It's a nice headline. What was it? A compound of arsenic and dioxin?
Professor Plum: You wouldn't dare to print lies!